What's the funniest comment you have had..

dawniemate
dawniemate Posts: 395 Member
edited November 25 in Health and Weight Loss
about losing weight? ?? My husband said wow you have hip bones! I always knew I had but now the fats melting they seem to have appeared lol :)
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  • leahcollett1
    leahcollett1 Posts: 807 Member
    mine was - wow you can tell youve lost weight youve all of a sudden gone in at the sides!!!
  • ohmscheeks
    ohmscheeks Posts: 840 Member
    You look like you're about to float away (pfft, tell that to the jeans I still can't fit).
  • YalithKBK
    YalithKBK Posts: 317 Member
    edited October 2015
    I've had people ask if I was sick because my face had thinned out a lot. I was at my healthiest yet everyone thought I had some chronic illness. XD
  • PinkPixiexox
    PinkPixiexox Posts: 4,142 Member
    When people give back-handed compliments.

    "Wow, You've lost TONNES and TONNES of weight" was one I received recently - Uh, thanks? I've actually lost just 30 lbs, which sure is impressive but what on earth are you implying about my 'before' weight by the 'tonnes and tonnes'!

    The other day, my boyfriends Mum was looking me up and down and I just KNEW a comment was coming. I was right. "Wow, You must have lost about 4 or 5 stone?!" - nope, still just 30 lbs, I clearly wasn't as fat as you thought!

    I'm pretty light hearted about these comments. These people mean no harm but it definitely gets me eye rolling!
  • angelexperiment
    angelexperiment Posts: 1,917 Member
    My mother in law "how did you do it? Not eating?" No am not anorexic thanks.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    "How do you know you are in a deficit if you don't log your food?"
  • DeguelloTex
    DeguelloTex Posts: 6,652 Member
    "Jesus Christ! If you weren't so tall I'd never have recognized you."
  • sallygroundhog
    sallygroundhog Posts: 133 Member
    "You look MUCH better"
  • ChandalNicole
    ChandalNicole Posts: 166 Member
    There's a girl at work who acts like she can't see me when I turn sideways now. I never know how to respond lol.
  • Machka9
    Machka9 Posts: 25,630 Member
    "When are you going to stop losing weight? You know, as women get older they need to carry a little bit of weight or else they just look .......... old".


  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    I went for a mammogram and the technician came in after pulling my last one and was looking very puzzled - looked me up and down and said "did you lose a crap-ton of weight?" She seriously thought she had the wrong patient!
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    Machka9 wrote: »
    "When are you going to stop losing weight? You know, as women get older they need to carry a little bit of weight or else they just look .......... old".


    Omg, people are the worst.
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    edited October 2015
    In real life, "It's easy for you." Ha! Losing weight has not been easy for me. It's easier, now, than it was when I started, but it's not easy for me.

    On the boards, it was about not including junk food: "You will fail." That's a direct quote, lol. If you don't include junk food, you won't lose weight.

    People are wacky.
  • PinkPixiexox
    PinkPixiexox Posts: 4,142 Member
    Machka9 wrote: »
    "When are you going to stop losing weight? You know, as women get older they need to carry a little bit of weight or else they just look .......... old".


    This just screams jealousy!
  • Alidecker
    Alidecker Posts: 1,262 Member
    My favorite is "you look taller now, are you sure you didn't grow" Pretty sure I didn't have a growth spurt at 40+
  • schelly81
    schelly81 Posts: 161 Member
    "73 pounds? you don't look like you lost THAT much. "
    So, you think I'm lying or something?
    Or my MIL, "you need to just stop losing weight and stay right there"
    Thanks, but I'm still overweight and I have a goal.
    My personal favorite
    "I heard you lost a lot of weight! You must have really watched your carbs!"
    Yeah, I watched them all go in my mouth. They were delicious.
  • PinkPixiexox
    PinkPixiexox Posts: 4,142 Member
    schelly81 wrote: »
    "73 pounds? you don't look like you lost THAT much. "
    So, you think I'm lying or something?
    Or my MIL, "you need to just stop losing weight and stay right there"
    Thanks, but I'm still overweight and I have a goal.
    My personal favorite
    "I heard you lost a lot of weight! You must have really watched your carbs!"
    Yeah, I watched them all go in my mouth. They were delicious.


    Loved this!
  • PinkPixiexox
    PinkPixiexox Posts: 4,142 Member
    Another one I get from older women (I'm 24 - So I do not mean that in an offensive way, I just work with women that range from about 40-50, I'm the youngest!) "It's EASY for you - you're so young! It's harder at my age".

    Way to discredit my hard work!!
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Hubby commented on my "buns of steel" the other day! Made me laugh, but I was super excited that he is noticing my #squatbooty.
  • ar9179
    ar9179 Posts: 374 Member
    Another one I get from older women (I'm 24 - So I do not mean that in an offensive way, I just work with women that range from about 40-50, I'm the youngest!) "It's EASY for you - you're so young! It's harder at my age".

    Way to discredit my hard work!!

    I'm closing in on 46 and I get that from a friend of mine who is only a year or so older! She blames early menopause. I don't say too much, but always think about the ladies in that age range on this board who've been successful. Rate of loss might be slower, but it still happens!
  • ReeseG4350
    ReeseG4350 Posts: 146 Member
    Another one I get from older women (I'm 24 - So I do not mean that in an offensive way, I just work with women that range from about 40-50, I'm the youngest!) "It's EASY for you - you're so young! It's harder at my age".

    Way to discredit my hard work!!

    What 'they' don't realize is that it is not 'easy' for almost anyone. It takes hard work and dedication to the goal to make anything happen, even weightloss.
    I recall reading an article years ago about a women who, at 78 and about 80 pounds overweight, decided she wanted to live to be 100 and wasn't going to do that in her condition. She started a regimen of conscientious eating and exercise (walked four miles a day, went swimming twice a week, and lifted weights three times a week!)

    She celebrated her 80th birthday sans those 80 excess pounds and six clothing sizes smaller! Easy? According to her, "Easy? No. Easier? Yes. Once you develop the habit, anything gets easier."

    So, tell those forty-somethings that, if a great-grandmother can do it at her age, they can do it too. It's just a matter of deciding to do it and then... DO IT! And... NGU. (Never Give Up.)
  • AspenDan
    AspenDan Posts: 703 Member
    edited October 2015
    "You can only lose weight because you're a dude"
    No, I lose weight because I'm structured, disciplined, and actually make sacrifices every single day...also I could point out 1000 MFP users who've lost a lot of weight without being a dude..
  • ReeseG4350
    ReeseG4350 Posts: 146 Member
    "Funniest" comment I ever got after losing weight was, "Wow! You look nice today." My smart mouth came back with, "So... What? I looked like Sht before?" The poor guy looked really caught off guard.
    Dumb comments? Only one that I can think of. After closing in on the "century" mark in just over a year and going from a size 22 to a size 8, someone asked me, "Have you lost weight?"
    Falls into the, "Well, duh!" category.
  • starwhisperer6
    starwhisperer6 Posts: 402 Member
    I have only lost 5 pounds... 5 pounds on a 5'9 frame is not much, and my aunt yesterday said, "when I saw you today I thought, well surely that is enough!" This is the same judgy woman who says things to my sister like, "are you sure you need that second cookie?" some people just think out loud.
  • ReeseG4350
    ReeseG4350 Posts: 146 Member
    I have only lost 5 pounds... 5 pounds on a 5'9 frame is not much, and my aunt yesterday said, "when I saw you today I thought, well surely that is enough!" This is the same judgy woman who says things to my sister like, "are you sure you need that second cookie?" some people just think out loud.

    And some people just never learn to censor themselves.
  • starwhisperer6
    starwhisperer6 Posts: 402 Member


    And some people just never learn to censor themselves.[/quote]

    too true. I should start calling her out on it :)
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    edited October 2015
    Another one I get from older women (I'm 24 - So I do not mean that in an offensive way, I just work with women that range from about 40-50, I'm the youngest!) "It's EASY for you - you're so young! It's harder at my age".

    Way to discredit my hard work!!

    Wow, how rude!

    I am an older woman (51) that believes it is harder to lose now than when I was younger. But that doesn't make the statement to you true. Just because it is harder for me now doesn't mean it was easy for me when I was younger or that it's easy for you now. In fact, it means nothing at all about anyone other than me.
  • Meganthedogmom
    Meganthedogmom Posts: 1,639 Member
    I lost most of my weight before I moved to Louisiana, so most people down here never saw me at my heaviest. Well one day I posted an old pic of a me and a friend on Facebook, and the next time one of my boyfriend's friends saw me, he was like, "I saw this old picture of you on Facebook, and you were BIG!"
    I'm like, "yeah, I know."
    He's like, "no, I mean you were BIG BIG!"
    "Yeah, I remember, I was there! Thanks."
  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
    My favorite came from a coworker. She was walking past me and I had just cut all my hair off after losing nearly 40lbs. She stopped midstride and said "Holy cheek bones batman!" and then kept walking. lol. It's nice having bones under the chub and having people notice.
  • ahoy_m8
    ahoy_m8 Posts: 3,053 Member
    It's easy for you. You like ... (fill in blank with whatever speaker dislikes).
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