insult the MFP poster above you....

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  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
    I fart in your general direction...

    You are fart factory, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
    Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I fart in your general direction...

    You are fart factory, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
    Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
    Gagirl from Cumming...that is just too easy.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    ^^^^^^ Errrrr, this is a forum for English speakers missy. You want the Al Jazeera forum...
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    I fart in your general direction...

    You are fart factory, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
    Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!


    You live in Cumming, Georgia. Nuff said.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Binary, for god sake man change your av back to Yoda quickly...Ahhhh, my eyes.

    That new av you have of Big Foot is scary...
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Binary, for god sake man change your av back to Yoda quickly...Ahhhh, my eyes.

    That new av you have of Big Foot is scary...

    A goatee? Flavor savors are so 90s
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    A goatee? Flavor savors are so 90s

    It's a sad day when you see your cat has a better hairstyle than you do...
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member

    A goatee? Flavor savors are so 90s

    It's a sad day when you see your cat has a better hairstyle than you do...
    You must be so proud being the model for the head in the Lionel Richie Hello statue

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    That is one good looking bust...oops...where was I?

    Oh yeah.

    Binary's Typical Saturday night:

    Binary (on the phone): "Hello. Is it me you're looking for?
    Girl: "No! Stop stalking me *kitten*. I don't date cast members of Hawaii 5-0!"
    *Click*
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member

    You must be so proud being the model for the head in the Lionel Richie Hello statue

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  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
    Haha.. i've heard it all.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    ^^^^^^^^^^

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    So sad...
  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
    dang frostiegurl... you're looking hott! congrats on all the weight loss. i love the dress you have on in that pic btw. and love the tats. i want to get more, but want to wait a little bit.
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    ^^^^^^^^^^

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    So sad...

    Says the Lionel Ritchie look alike.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    dang frostiegurl... you're looking hott! congrats on all the weight loss. i love the dress you have on in that pic btw. and love the tats. i want to get more, but want to wait a little bit.
    Wrong...thread. Reading comprehension > you.
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    dang frostiegurl... you're looking hott! congrats on all the weight loss. i love the dress you have on in that pic btw. and love the tats. i want to get more, but want to wait a little bit.

    Did you get lost honey? This is the wrong thread for that kind of talk. You're just not very good at this insulting thing, are you?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Did you get lost honey? This is the wrong thread for that kind of talk. You're just not very good at this insulting thing, are you?

    She was insulting you fool. You really are a few sandwiches short of a picnic eh? Nurse!

    Nurse-Ratched-picture.jpg
  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
    I'm just too nice to insult anyone. I can't do it. If I try i just end up laughing. I can't be mean. Its a problem I'm trying to work on,.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I'm just too nice to insult anyone. I can't do it. If I try i just end up laughing. I can't be mean. Its a problem I'm trying to work on,.
    Insulting you is like kicking a puppy...there is no sport in it.
  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
    lol.thats funny.
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    lol.thats funny.

    I wonder what people like to do in Cumming, GA.......
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    lol.thats funny.

    I wonder what people like to do in Cumming, GA.......
    If you have to ask, then you are obviously not familiar with the definition.
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    "Welcome to Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives."
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    "Welcome to Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives."
    Welcome to Man vs Food
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    "Welcome to Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives."
    Welcome to Man vs Food

    I lol'd.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Who let Dumb and Dumber on to this thread ?!?
  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
    lol. There is absolutely nothing to do here. I mean we have the Cumming Fair ever Fall... lol. The Cumming Police and the Cumming Firefighters have a parade and stuff. lmao. I can't write that without laughing..
  • nicolerah
    nicolerah Posts: 440 Member
    this is so funny... bump
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