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    insult the MFP poster above you....

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      I'm surprised you managed to find your way from the street corner to this thread to be honest...
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      I'm surprised you managed to find your way from the street corner to this thread to be honest...

      thats what you said to your mom
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      thats what you said to your mom

      Precious
    • Posts: 3,638 Member
      lets stay off mums, especially since the Dallas cowboys were on yours last night.
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      thats what you said to your mom

      I hate to break this to you, the real use for your knickers aren't ankle warmers you know...
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      Precious
      Gollum! That's who you reminded me of. Thanks, it was driving me crazy.
    • Posts: 1,754
      @ msf - your american indian name is "sleeps with fist."
    • Posts: 444 Member
      Your Fist?
    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      You know that feeling when you hear people laughing and wonder if it's about you?

      It is.

      "They're all gonna laugh at you"
    • Posts: 1,754
      Your Fist?

      Speaking of fists, can I have my class ring back.
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      You know that feeling when you hear people laughing and wonder if it's about you?

      It is.

      "They're all gonna laugh at you"
      They are when you are naked.
    • Posts: 3,046 Member
      Man thats one ugly Jester! ;)
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      They are when you are naked.

      You look in the mirror during sex to bad you cant see your manhood with your hand in the way.
    • Posts: 1,754
      Man thats one ugly Jester! ;)

      Says the man wearing a mask.
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      You look in the mirror during sex to bad you cant see your manhood with your hand in the way.
      Ironic post of the day coming from the steroid pumped guy with grapenuts...for nuts.
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      Ironic post of the day coming from the steroid pumped guy with grapenuts...for nuts.

      So today they are a problem and last night they were fine.
    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      If you want a good comeback, go wipe it off binary's face
    • Posts: 764 Member
      Is that what you use to whiten your teeth?
    • Posts: 1,262 Member

      So today they are a problem and last night they were fine.

      I'm afraid you're never going to look like 'The Rock' - your parents are too closely related
    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
      Unfortunately a facial doesn't help your looks.
    • Posts: 444 Member
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      Unfortunately a facial doesn't help your looks.


      Didn't help yours either
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      Didn't help yours either
      Polly wanna cracker? How about trying an original insult rather than mimicking. I'll write some down and you can practice.
    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis
    • Posts: 3,046 Member
      Skitty bang bang wears sock with her flip flops...Polski style!
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis
      Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      Beerrunner...why don't you run off and try another flavored window.
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      Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.

      Yea, why did you turn me down? Oh.... whoops... forgot women aren't your cup of tea.
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      Yea, why did you turn me down? Oh.... whoops... forgot women aren't your cup of tea.
      You keep telling yourself that. Props to a girl who can keep a positive attitude rejection after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...
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      You keep telling yourself that. Props to a girl who can keep a positive attitude rejection after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...

      Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.
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