insult the MFP poster above you....

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  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
    Unfortunately a facial doesn't help your looks.
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
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    I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
    Unfortunately a facial doesn't help your looks.


    Didn't help yours either
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I heard you got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
    Unfortunately a facial doesn't help your looks.


    Didn't help yours either
    Polly wanna cracker? How about trying an original insult rather than mimicking. I'll write some down and you can practice.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    Skitty bang bang wears sock with her flip flops...Polski style!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis
    Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Beerrunner...why don't you run off and try another flavored window.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis
    Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.

    Yea, why did you turn me down? Oh.... whoops... forgot women aren't your cup of tea.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis
    Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.

    Yea, why did you turn me down? Oh.... whoops... forgot women aren't your cup of tea.
    You keep telling yourself that. Props to a girl who can keep a positive attitude rejection after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    binary's hands are stuck in that claw-like fashion from hours and hours of "self discovery" and at your age, that's not good with your arthritis
    Still counts as more recent sex than you. I know it stung when you tried out for Homeless Porn...and got turned down because the guys didn't want ya.

    Yea, why did you turn me down? Oh.... whoops... forgot women aren't your cup of tea.
    You keep telling yourself that. Props to a girl who can keep a positive attitude rejection after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...after rejection...

    Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Cillit Bang:
    Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.

    Great costume - you've never looked more sexually alluring
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    Cillit Bang:
    Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.

    Great costume - you've never looked more sexually alluring

    You know you want some of my gorilla fist
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Cillit Bang:
    Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.

    Great costume - you've never looked more sexually alluring

    You know you want some of my gorilla fist
    No wonder the furries rejected you too.
  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
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    jeeze!! I don't know how ya'll do this!!
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
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    Binary is that your come hither look...
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
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  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
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    F is failure....which you just did.......

    hehehe...I love this thread but it is hard to bash you peeps! :tongue:
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
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    You are so bad in bed only your dog will sleep with you.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
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    At least I got that.


    lol
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Nobody Cares:
    6' 2"


    Putting down your height is okay I guess, but why the genital size too ?

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