insult the MFP poster above you....

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  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Cillit Bang:
    Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.

    Great costume - you've never looked more sexually alluring
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Cillit Bang:
    Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.

    Great costume - you've never looked more sexually alluring

    You know you want some of my gorilla fist
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Cillit Bang:
    Lucky for you, your hand and a good "bear" porn can never reject you.

    Great costume - you've never looked more sexually alluring

    You know you want some of my gorilla fist
    No wonder the furries rejected you too.
  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
    jeeze!! I don't know how ya'll do this!!
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Binary is that your come hither look...
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Deleted
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    F is failure....which you just did.......

    hehehe...I love this thread but it is hard to bash you peeps! :tongue:
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    You are so bad in bed only your dog will sleep with you.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    At least I got that.


    lol
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Nobody Cares:
    6' 2"


    Putting down your height is okay I guess, but why the genital size too ?
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    So you don't feel alone.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Your so dumb the first porn movie you rented was "Head Cleaner."
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Binary is that your come hither look...
    For you buttah face...no
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    you're so dumb you spent three days reading the periodic table looking for surprise.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Your so dumb the first porn movie you rented was "Head Cleaner."

    Your avatar suits you. You look exactly like "The Rock"

    No that's not right. Oh yeah. You look like you have crawled out from under a stone...
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    you're so dumb you took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    You must be Freddy Krueger's stunt double.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Your so dumb the first porn movie you rented was "Head Cleaner."

    Your avatar suits you. You look exactly like "The Rock"

    No that's not right. Oh yeah. You look like you have crawled out from under a stone...

    Is that a goatee or the aftermath of a "tossed salad."
  • RCKT82
    RCKT82 Posts: 409 Member
    Is that a goatee or the aftermath of a "tossed salad."

    Is that picture a momento from the time you were fisted and then were asked to sniff his fingers?
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Are those glasses supposed to make you appear smart and sexy?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Naughty, evil redhead!!! Spank me babycakes!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Naughty, evil redhead!!! Spank me babycakes!
    We are all dumber for having to read your posts. Obviously reading comprehension is far beyond your tenuous claim of intelligence. You are one of the few people that make be question the validity of evolution.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Naughty, evil redhead!!! Spank me babycakes!
    We are all dumber for having to read your posts. Obviously reading comprehension is far beyond your tenuous claim of intelligence. You are one of the few people that make be question the validity of evolution.

    You should question evolution with that cro-magnon brow
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Naughty, evil redhead!!! Spank me babycakes!
    We are all dumber for having to read your posts. Obviously reading comprehension is far beyond your tenuous claim of intelligence. You are one of the few people that make be question the validity of evolution.

    You should question evolution with that cro-magnon brow
    Ok pink ape.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Is that really your face or do you have leprosy?
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Is that really your face or do you have leprosy?

    Damn, your slipping.
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    With your body odor, no one can smell what the rock is cooking.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I would love to have you has a rug on my floor in my mountain cabin.....oh wait, thats kind of a compliment...sorry im bad at insults
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    With your body odor, no one can smell what the rock is cooking.

    That's a very fitting avatar - you do come across as a complete *****.
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Based on the grin on your face, you obviously took that picture when you were jerking to porn.
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