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Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • Posts: 8,723 Member
    It never fails that when I'm running late for work, every other person in my city wants to go at least 5 miles below the speed limit. They're so inconsiderate of my tardiness. Jerks.
  • Posts: 2,847 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    It never fails that when I'm running late for work, every other person in my city wants to go at least 5 miles below the speed limit. They're so inconsiderate of my tardiness. Jerks.

    OMG, I drive angry almost every morning because Syracuse is full of these people. Why doesn't anybody move with purpose?! It makes me all stabby.
  • Posts: 3,455 Member
    At least you didn't have a jerk running up the right hand shoulder passing people illegally and putting himself and others at risk for an accident.
  • Posts: 8,723 Member
    crosbylee wrote: »
    At least you didn't have a jerk running up the right hand shoulder passing people illegally and putting himself and others at risk for an accident.

    Gotta love Texas drivers.

    My goal most mornings is to make it to work alive (main and most important goal), and to make it to work without cussing someone out.

  • Posts: 28,439 Member
    I'm TOM crabby today. People better stay out of my way. Oh, wait. Today is the day I finally meet THE attorney general, my big boss. (I'll have been at this job a year on Nov 10th and I'm just now meeting the big boss.) Guess I better start faking a good mood... :s
  • Posts: 4,381 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »

    Ouch. One of the good things about having small boobs. They're rarely in the way.

    True that. I'd hit my nose or my chin before I ever had any boob contact. :p
  • Posts: 2,559 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    It never fails that when I'm running late for work, every other person in my city wants to go at least 5 miles below the speed limit. They're so inconsiderate of my tardiness. Jerks.

    It's been raining all week. Oh noes! The road is wet! I had better slow down to at least 10 mph below the posted limit! Aargh!!!
  • Posts: 8,063 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    It never fails that when I'm running late for work, every other person in my city wants to go at least 5 miles below the speed limit. They're so inconsiderate of my tardiness. Jerks.

    These people make me crazy. I try to leave my house 5-10 minutes before I have to because if them and also because school buses pick up elementary kids within 5 minutes of my scheduled start time and I want to be in front of them.
  • Posts: 8,063 Member
    I'm TOM crabby today. People better stay out of my way. Oh, wait. Today is the day I finally meet THE attorney general, my big boss. (I'll have been at this job a year on Nov 10th and I'm just now meeting the big boss.) Guess I better start faking a good mood... :s

    Smile and nod...yes, sir/ma'am or no, sir/ma'am... Nice to meet you. You've got this.
  • Posts: 8,063 Member

    It's been raining all week. Oh noes! The road is wet! I had better slow down to at least 10 mph below the posted limit! Aargh!!!

    So, I live in a mountainous rural area...some of our roads really do require slower speeds when they are wet or you may end up off the cliff or in the river. Followed by a very expensive helicopter ride to the trauma center I work for.
  • Posts: 2,559 Member

    So, I live in a mountainous rural area...some of our roads really do require slower speeds when they are wet or you may end up off the cliff or in the river. Followed by a very expensive helicopter ride to the trauma center I work for.

    Yeah, I definitely get that. That's not the case here...
  • Posts: 3,928 Member

    It's been raining all week. Oh noes! The road is wet! I had better slow down to at least 10 mph below the posted limit! Aargh!!!

    This happened here the other day. It was just rain, for Pete's sake! I always dread the first snowfall of the year, it's guaranteed I will be late for work.
  • Posts: 3,928 Member

    These people make me crazy. I try to leave my house 5-10 minutes before I have to because if them and also because school buses pick up elementary kids within 5 minutes of my scheduled start time and I want to be in front of them.

    It's amazing what a difference 5 minutes can make. If I can leave between 7:15 & 7:20, traffic is pretty good and people are moving. It'll take me 20ish minutes to get to work Leave at 7:25? Everyone drives 10-20 under the limit and it'll take 30+ minutes to get to work.
  • Posts: 8,063 Member
    ShibaEars wrote: »

    It's amazing what a difference 5 minutes can make. If I can leave between 7:15 & 7:20, traffic is pretty good and people are moving. It'll take me 20ish minutes to get to work Leave at 7:25? Everyone drives 10-20 under the limit and it'll take 30+ minutes to get to work.

    This is definitely true! In addition to the school buses, I drive by both middle schools and the high school on my way to work. The doors open at both at 7. If I leave 5 minutes late, I meet all of the teens and teachers on the road. No, thanks!
  • Posts: 2,480 Member
    I've been considering a plot to get a gym member kicked out, after catching him failing to wash his hands coming out of the bathroom stall for the second time...
  • Posts: 8,063 Member
    bw_conway wrote: »
    I've been considering a plot to get a gym member kicked out, after catching him failing to wash his hands coming out of the bathroom stall for the second time...

    GROSS! I am *so* brainwashed about washing my hands thanks to JCAHO rules. Community acquired (insert disease here) is usually easily prevented by hand washing. And a lot of hospital acquired infections are the same. Hand washing is the best medical advance in human history.
  • Posts: 6,070 Member
    ShibaEars wrote: »

    I will eat things like yogurt past the best before date if it was unopened & doesn't smell/look bad. I use the best before as a suggestion as well - besides, just because that date hasn't passed doesn't automatically mean it's good. I've opened milk and it's been bad, even though it was days before the expiry.

    My husband thinks all yogurt is by definition rotten anyway. He says " how can you tell if it's to rotten" I must mention that he doesn't like yogurt. He is confused on some topics and this is one of them.
  • Posts: 3,455 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »

    Gotta love Texas drivers.

    My goal most mornings is to make it to work alive (main and most important goal), and to make it to work without cussing someone out.

    If you aren't cussing while driving, you aren't paying attention!!LOL!
  • Posts: 2,847 Member

    GROSS! I am *so* brainwashed about washing my hands thanks to JCAHO rules. Community acquired (insert disease here) is usually easily prevented by hand washing. And a lot of hospital acquired infections are the same. Hand washing is the best medical advance in human history.

    Gross is right. I work for a hospital and they drill into our heads every single day the importance of hand hygiene. We have secret shopper type people who hang around and make sure you wash your hands properly after using the restroom. And every day the "hand hygiene" number, or percentage of people observed who are doing it properly, is displayed on the front page of our website. Today's hand hygiene number is 96%. You'd think this would be at 100%, what with this being a hospital and all.
  • Posts: 2,480 Member
    crosbylee wrote: »

    If you aren't cussing while driving, you aren't paying attention!!LOL!

    Having two little kids, I have greatly reduced my cursing, and the only lapses over the past few years have been while driving! People that don't acknowledge a "lane ends, merge right" sign posted 1 mile ahead and cause traffic jams trying to get over 100 yards before the merge, people going slower than the speed limit on the highway for some inexplicable reason during rush hour, stand still traffic caused by people slowing down to gawk at a police car pulling someone over or a guy changing a tire, failure to use a blinker, failure to give a courtesy wave because I let someone over when I really didn't have any obligation to do so, etc...
  • Posts: 6,070 Member
    crosbylee wrote: »
    My version of the Confessions Bingo!!

    I have only used dry mix to top ice cream.
    I have taken something back out of the trash, it was still in the unopened original container.
    I like PB, but not enough to need to drown a jar, Nutella, that might be possible.
    I wear work out clothes once usually, the bra sometimes gets two rounds.
    I have not worn a sauna suit, but I have an ab belt type thing, no electrodes there, and have tried just about every diet aside from the Jenny Craig type stuff and surgery. Quick Weight Loss actually works, but it is impossible to eat like that the rest of your life....

    confession bingo
    I have eaten dry coco from the container. It was Nesquik as a child. Mom was not amused, since there was evidence all over tie kitchen.
    I can't ever remember taking anything back out of the trash, but I wouldn't put it past me if my mom had thrown my candy away.
    I buy peanuts ground up, touch my peanut butter and there will be trouble. I stopped buying Nutella since our boys left because it calls to me.
    I sweat to much to wear workout clothing more that once, I don't like putting wet clothing on when I am dry.
    What is a sauna suit?
    I am abysmally poor about following someone else's plan on how I should eat. It ends in epic fails. I must be able to eat what I want and make choices as they come.
  • Posts: 6,070 Member
    Josalinn wrote: »
    i had homemade doughnut holes with caramel sauce and a slice of pizza for dinner.

    yummm
  • Posts: 2,480 Member

    Gross is right. I work for a hospital and they drill into our heads every single day the importance of hand hygiene. We have secret shopper type people who hang around and make sure you wash your hands properly after using the restroom. And every day the "hand hygiene" number, or percentage of people observed who are doing it properly, is displayed on the front page of our website. Today's hand hygiene number is 96%. You'd think this would be at 100%, what with this being a hospital and all.

    I have such scorn for people who fail to hand wash, that guy from the gym exits the bathroom and then touches weights and machines with his poop bacteria-ridden hands. He is probably in his 40s, wtf has gone wrong in his life that he can't engage in the most basic personal and public hygiene activity, hand washing, something that my 4 year old knows he is supposed to do every time he goes potty?
  • Posts: 6,070 Member
    Confession: I ate a cookie for breakfast! In my defense, my mom baked cookies for Law Enforcement Appreciation week and sent them to work with me. Her feelings would have been hurt if I didn't have (at least) one, right? :p

    I had Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream for breakfast. No excuses!
    MFP is over worked with trying to get me to eat on it's schedule because, I' m so not like that.
  • Posts: 6,070 Member
    Okay, ya'll, I finally broke down and ordered a variety pack of Quest bars from Amazon. I tried the chocolate peanut butter one this morning and i was not impressed. I could definitely taste.the stevia more than the chocolate. However, my husband liked the coconut one - I am allergic to coconuts so definitely wasn't eating it. I am going to try one of the fruit flavors next and hope it's better.

    I just tried the coconut one the other day and microwaved it because of a discussion in the bat cave. It was lovely and made my tummy so warm and happy. I defiantly will get more.
  • Posts: 3,979 Member
    bw_conway wrote: »

    I have such scorn for people who fail to hand wash, that guy from the gym exits the bathroom and then touches weights and machines with his poop bacteria-ridden hands. He is probably in his 40s, wtf has gone wrong in his life that he can't engage in the most basic personal and public hygiene activity, hand washing, something that my 4 year old knows he is supposed to do every time he goes potty?

    Agreed. I bartended my way through university and I cannot deal with people who don't wash their hands. The habit is too ingrained in me to wash them whenever I pass a sink.
  • Posts: 8,723 Member
    bw_conway wrote: »

    Having two little kids, I have greatly reduced my cursing, and the only lapses over the past few years have been while driving! People that don't acknowledge a "lane ends, merge right" sign posted 1 mile ahead and cause traffic jams trying to get over 100 yards before the merge, people going slower than the speed limit on the highway for some inexplicable reason during rush hour, stand still traffic caused by people slowing down to gawk at a police car pulling someone over or a guy changing a tire, failure to use a blinker, failure to give a courtesy wave because I let someone over when I really didn't have any obligation to do so, etc...

    Did I write this?! I could have written this.

  • Posts: 6,070 Member
    Just_Ceci wrote: »
    My neighbor brought me 2 bunches of bananas that were close to being too ripe to eat, so I made banana bread. It is so yummy! (Especially the loaf I made with pecans and chocolate chips!) Thankfully it is going pretty quickly at work, so I won't have to eat it all!

    Sounds so good, I would have to take something like that to work also, or I'd be doomed.

    Speaking of bananas....

    I have a food dryer that I love. Many years back I had bought 3 lbs of very ripe bananas for real cheap and put them in the dryer. That many usually takes 2 days to dry while flipping them once halfway through. I was very happy with the results. I quickly threw them in a zip lock bag and only took a small amount with me to work. People were curious about them so I shared them knowing I had a bunch at home that I could enjoy.

    When I got home I looked everywhere for them. EVERYWHERE. They were not to be found. :/

    When hubby got home, I asked him if he had seen them.

    His eyes widened and said "BANANAS, Oh don't even talk to me about bananas. I came home after work yesterday and I was starving and I saw the bananas and just started eating them. I ate the whole bag." I commented to him that he had eaten what used to be 3 lbs. of bananas. I was more than a bit peeved. He continued "I suddenly got real thirsty, so I drank a lot of water." I knew what came next. "Oh, the pain. I thought I was going to explode. I had 3 lbs. of bananas looking for a new home!" It was punishment enough.

    To this day, my dried bananas are safe from him.
  • Posts: 6,070 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »

    Not me, if I know they are there its ALL I can think of!

    Me too, I usually avoid buying things that call me to them and weak moments.
  • Posts: 6,070 Member
    Confession:

    Last night I was watching this new show on the ID Channel True Nightmares, & they had this case on about a quack 'doctor' Linda Hazzard who ran a starvation clinic Wilderness Heights in the early 1900s. Basically she claimed that starving yourself would rid yourself of toxins; unfortunately, 40 of her victims died.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Hazzard#See_also

    https://www.themedicalbag.com/despicabledoctor/linda-hazzard-the-starvation-doctor

    Ohh that is soooo sad. :'(

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