We broke up because...
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She wouldn't look at me0
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Called me a he0
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She didn't like my poundtown and satisfaction avenue joke.0
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His jokes weren't funny0
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No sense of humor.0
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Had a harem...0
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No0
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We didn't0
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But I wanted one.
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He had no heart0
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always looking for body parts0
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in public, always looking at other peoples body parts0
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Never happened0
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She sleeps with her eyes open.......kinda freaks me out!0
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She stared at me as I slept. Creepy0
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She just laid around..never got up..0
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I accidentally sat on her sunglasses0
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He forgot to wear his speedo0
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He ate the last yogurt0
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She hogged the bed0
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I found out she was a man0
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I liked chocolate...he was all about vanilla0
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I was too pale for her taste!
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He was a cheater0
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she cheated0
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She was the cheater not him0
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I drank too much0
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He drank too much!0
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She drank to much0
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I paled in comparison to her fabulousness0
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