How is the MFPer above going to die?

Was singing "I believe I can fly" and she really did..

PS it wasnt my leg LOL

Shark attack

Swallowed his teeth

Influenza

Bungee jump..cord too long

Trampled by a goat..

Trampled in the great boxing day sales of 2015

SUDEP

Hit by a train...
... OK, really Failed battery....

The battery in his cellphone will fail, causing him to be unaware of the time of day. Unknowingly, @RunTimer will head out for a bit of a warm-up along the railroad tracks and begin to jog/run to the north. Sadly, due to his inability to be precise on time, his run will have started just minutes before the express uses these same tracks to head north. The quick moving express train (70mph, 113km/h) overtakes our dear @RunTimer unseen from the rear, painting the cold-steel rails with his fat-less corpse.

not dead..living inside the belly of a whale ..waiting for @standenvernet to find her

Contracted Ebola at a wild Tupperware party

Angry chicken flock

Not an allergic reaction to chicken poop but an instant anxiety attack leading to a major heart attack as the pigeons kept moving closer (the breadcrumbs @RunTimer kept spreading did not help, especially not when he collapsed spreading them all over his body)

Probed to death by aliens