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    Old Nuts

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    • Posts: 8,578 Member
      Timshel_ wrote: »
      Use lubrication to get them working again.

      Coconut oil rules
      At lubricating stuck things
      Or oil slick coffee
    • Posts: 1,064 Member
      I would toss them...fresh nuts are much better
    • Posts: 13,454 Member
      No love for old nuts
      Haiku or GTFO
      Forum fun abounds
    • Posts: 3,911 Member
      Old nuts or new nuts
      Only one fact remains for all
      No one likes blue nuts
    • Posts: 6,212 Member
      edited January 2016
      snickerscharlie wrote: »
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      Coconut oil rules
      At lubricating stuck things
      Or oil slick coffee

      Nut oil and coffee
      Sounds disgusting. Can I use
      On a dry muffin?
    • Posts: 8,578 Member
      juggernaut1974 wrote: »
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      Nut oil and coffee
      Sounds disgusting. Can I use
      On a dry muffin?

      It would be better
      Investigating why
      Muffin is too dry

      Is it stale perchance?
      And past its best by date now?
      Old muffins are sad
    • Posts: 421 Member
      I had to read this thread just to verify the subject matter. With the subject "old nuts", it could have gone in several directions.
    • Posts: 18,878 Member
      conniehgtv wrote: »
      not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

      The joke you have missed
      Humour seems to be lacking
      Take a deep breath, please.
    • Posts: 18,878 Member
      Moved into chit chat
      Quality of post now lacks
      More haiku now, please
    • Posts: 6,212 Member
      Alatariel75 wrote: »
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      The joke you have missed
      Humour seems to be lacking
      Take a deep breath, please.

      Thread moved to chit-chat
      Must now speak thusly: Old Nuts
      Hug, kiss, or marry?
    • Posts: 15,317 Member
      This is how it works
      Folks five seven five syllables
      debauchery is best
    • Posts: 13,454 Member
      Ten of Ten Would Bang
      Haiku Above Me So True
      Chit Chat Feels Dirty
    • Posts: 13,454 Member
      queenliz99 wrote: »
      This is how it works
      Folks five seven five syllables
      debauchery is best

      second line is eight
      thats ok you tried queen liz
      haiku 101
    • Posts: 15,317 Member
      edited January 2016
      WinoGelato wrote: »
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      second line is eight
      thats ok you tried queen liz
      haiku 101

      Are you kidding me?
      What a dummy I can be be
      Did I get it right?
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      Lick the salt slowly -
      Savor it. Pull flesh gently
      Into your wet mouth.
    • Posts: 18,878 Member
      queenliz99 wrote: »
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      Are you kidding me?
      What a dummy I can be be
      Did I get it right?

      Now you've got it, mate!
      Haiku your little heart out
      Haha, dangly bits.
    • Posts: 13,454 Member
      queenliz99 wrote: »
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      Are you kidding me?
      What a dummy I can be be
      Did I get it right?

      you were right first time
      with the 5 7 5 rule set
      just your line had eight
    • Posts: 3,944 Member
      Officially in
      Chit Chat. Nuts will go downhill.
      Much like your mom will.
    • Posts: 13,454 Member
      peppermintpudgy wrote: »
      Lick the salt slowly -
      Savor it. Pull flesh gently
      Into your wet mouth.

      welcome to chit chat
      new world of dirty haiku
      I like it, maybe
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      Macadamia!
      Untamed white-fleshed temptress nut -
      My mouth longs for you.
    • Posts: 6,212 Member
      WinoGelato wrote: »
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      welcome to chit chat
      new world of dirty haiku
      I like it, maybe

      Only MFP
      Could combine both clean eating
      And dirty haiku
    • Posts: 4,195 Member
      peppermintpudgy
      you are heating nuts too much
      they may overtoast
    • Posts: 139 Member
      Original post...
      One too many syllables.
      There, in the first line.
    • Posts: 13,454 Member
      dozensofthreads wrote: »
      Original post...
      One too many syllables.
      There, in the first line.

      She is right you know
      OPs nuts are old and long
      thus his haiku void
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      Burnt nuts! The horror!
      @azulvioleta6
      Is wise and lovely.
    • Posts: 451 Member
      "Old Nuts" haiku thread
      Has been sent to the cornfield
      Fun while it lasted
    • Posts: 18,878 Member
      Moving to chit chat
      Clever has become tawdry
      Lost art of nuance
    • Posts: 15,317 Member
      edited January 2016
      Petition we must
      for this thread belongs no where
      but MFP Sup...............
    • Posts: 8,578 Member
      Alatariel75 wrote: »
      Moving to chit chat
      Clever has become tawdry
      Lost art of nuance

      Here in chit chat land
      Nuance has never been found
      So how's it lost, then?
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