How is the MFPer above going to die?

Trying to steal a golden idol from ancient Aztec ruin. She set a big Boulder in motion. She ran and ran, dropped her hat, reached for it and the boulder ran her over.. To bad Indy

Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Left the garage door shut after the oil change.

Gazed with longing into Medusas eyes

Focused on timing that run... Ran right in front of that bus... But hey he PR'd

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Death by pickles

Drowned attempting to recreate iconic Flashdance water splash chair scene

Doing a shot of cobra venom on a dare.

Drank a big glass of Rocket Fuel.. was really Fuel..

Someone replaced the wacky tabacky with poison ivy.

Ex took him out from behind after he replaced lipstick with crazy glue... He should have seen it coming

killed by the Beaver

Accidental drowning while turtle hunting

Crushed by a falling lemonade stand