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  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
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    Walks in late,
    doesnt understand the rules
    leaves
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
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    My cats played soccer
    With an old nut that I dropped.
    Sancho made a goal.
  • theroses72
    theroses72 Posts: 79 Member
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    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
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    theroses72 wrote: »
    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls

    Tell that to Sancho...!
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
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    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    Walks in late,
    doesnt understand the rules
    leaves

    frequently, people
    are really thick
    not much fun at all
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
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    ejbronte wrote: »
    theroses72 wrote: »
    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls

    Tell that to Sancho...!

    So, in my culture
    "Sancho" has special meaning
    four nuts are involved
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
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    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    Walks in late,
    doesnt understand the rules
    leaves

    frequently, people <---5 syllables
    are really thick <---7 syllables
    not much fun at all <---5 syllables

  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »

    quite old, they must be
    moisturize with coconut...
    gives life, this oil does!

    Coconut moisture
    Does it give old nuts pleasure?
    Asking for a friend

    oh yeah, sure you are :)
    this is always the story
    hydration is good!
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    edited January 2016
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    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    ejbronte wrote: »
    theroses72 wrote: »
    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls

    Tell that to Sancho...!

    So, in my culture
    "Sancho" has special meaning
    four nuts are involved

    Oh! That culture is...?
    For my dad, who was from Spain:
    Sancho is Panza....
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
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    HOW ABOUT SVETTY BALLS?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    More and more posters
    So desperate to talk of balls
    Point of thread ignored
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Alatariel
    In chit chat all bets are off
    Some peeps don't get it.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Alatariel
    In chit chat all bets are off
    Some peeps don't get it.

    I have a big sad
    That we can't have nice things here
    The wit is all lost.
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
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    Do not shed thy tears
    Wit abounds on MFP
    Seek and ye shall find
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Have some cheer KK
    Old nuts better than crushed nuts
    They only hang low
  • dozensofthreads
    dozensofthreads Posts: 139 Member
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    ilfaith wrote: »
    Allergic to nuts
    Peanuts, tree nuts, you name it
    Anaphylaxis

    I should not have laughed...
    But, in reading the last line,
    Spit drink out my nose.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Notifications
    Bring news of new posts to old nuts
    And smile to my face
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    it brings tears to eyes
    and joy to the heart to think
    nuts get attention

    Tears to eyes you say?
    Me thinks something other "cries"
    at nut attention
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    it brings tears to eyes
    and joy to the heart to think
    nuts get attention

    Tears to eyes you say?
    Me thinks something other "cries"
    at nut attention

    Creamy nut butter
    Tastes so good on toasted bread
    Add some jam for fun

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