How is the MFPer above going to die?

nukephysicist · January 2016

Continuous orgasms.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Viagra OD..rigor mortis set in long before he died

nukephysicist · January 2016

Helping others

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Stroke

handyrunner · January 2016

Choked on pudding

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Heart attack when his team lost

g44219 · January 2016

radio fell in the tub during bath time

47Jacqueline · January 2016

I heard he threw himself out of that window back there (you can see he's scoping it out).

IILikeToMoveItMoveIt · January 2016

Munchausen Syndrome goes too far...

RunTimer · January 2016

testing new invention. the waterproof bathtub toaster

g44219 · January 2016

base jumping

RunTimer · January 2016

double dutch jump rope marathon...couldn't hack it

bubaluboo · January 2016

Enjoying the view too much and forgot to pull the parachute cord

g44219 · January 2016

fell asleep in the hot tub

jaymvita · January 2016

Discovered a Hellmouth. Jumped in for the hell of it.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Was walking in front of a tall building somebody had thrown a rock off of.

jaymvita · January 2016

"I wonder what this tastes like..."

RunTimer · January 2016

massive blod clot:
swimsuit..cotton..shrank in water ..not a pretty sight

Alanakrahenbil · January 2016

Ran over by a train

jaymvita · January 2016

Alanakrahenbil wrote: »

Ran over by a train

Skydiving ... But pack was filled with pots and pans and other assorted meta objects ... Survived landing ... But falling anvil landed on her head.

jenmar222 · January 2016

He gets into a dance off with Usher, and while it's a tight competition, Usher has pulled out some mad moon walking that puts him in the lead. Trying to get back on top, Jay attempts a back flip, slips his landing, breaks his neck, and dies. .....

Alanakrahenbil · January 2016

She watches the man of her dreams break his neck on stage. She dies later of heartbreak

grandslam1965 · January 2016

Fall mountain climbing

jaymvita · January 2016

grandslam1965 wrote: »

Fall mountain climbing

Enters a Denny's Grand Slam Eating contest. Strikes out.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Attempting a flying leap into bed..stumbled and cracked his head on the headboard

grandslam1965 · January 2016

ONS

jennifer_417 · January 2016

Said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

ThatFatAsianNerd · January 2016

Hypothermia cuz she's just too damn cool. (Wooohooo I'm smooth! NOT.)

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Under me

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jenmar222 · January 2016

Visits a Russian brothel while on vacation. Falls asleep during the act. Wakes up and realizes he's been captured by a gang of Russian little people who pull his hairs out one by one, dress him up in makeup, betch slap him to death, put a flotation vest on him, and dump him in the sewer.

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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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