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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Continuous orgasms.0
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Viagra OD..rigor mortis set in long before he died0
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Helping others0
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Stroke0
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Choked on pudding0
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Heart attack when his team lost0
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radio fell in the tub during bath time0
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I heard he threw himself out of that window back there (you can see he's scoping it out).
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Munchausen Syndrome goes too far...0
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testing new invention. the waterproof bathtub toaster0
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base jumping0
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double dutch jump rope marathon...couldn't hack it0
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Enjoying the view too much and forgot to pull the parachute cord0
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fell asleep in the hot tub0
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Discovered a Hellmouth. Jumped in for the hell of it.
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Was walking in front of a tall building somebody had thrown a rock off of.0
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"I wonder what this tastes like..."0
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massive blod clot:
swimsuit..cotton..shrank in water ..not a pretty sight0 -
Ran over by a train0
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Alanakrahenbil wrote: »Ran over by a train
Skydiving ... But pack was filled with pots and pans and other assorted meta objects ... Survived landing ... But falling anvil landed on her head.0 -
He gets into a dance off with Usher, and while it's a tight competition, Usher has pulled out some mad moon walking that puts him in the lead. Trying to get back on top, Jay attempts a back flip, slips his landing, breaks his neck, and dies. .....
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She watches the man of her dreams break his neck on stage. She dies later of heartbreak0
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Fall mountain climbing0
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grandslam1965 wrote: »Fall mountain climbing
Enters a Denny's Grand Slam Eating contest. Strikes out.0 -
Attempting a flying leap into bed..stumbled and cracked his head on the headboard0
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ONS0
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Said the wrong thing at the wrong time.0
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Hypothermia cuz she's just too damn cool. (Wooohooo I'm smooth! NOT.)0
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Under me
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Visits a Russian brothel while on vacation. Falls asleep during the act. Wakes up and realizes he's been captured by a gang of Russian little people who pull his hairs out one by one, dress him up in makeup, betch slap him to death, put a flotation vest on him, and dump him in the sewer.
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