We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  because he kept wearing a dog costume

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  the sex was great..but she insisted i wear the collar outside

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  FitForeverAgain Posts: 330 Member

  January 2016

  She was just too classy for me!

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  he was too bright

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He never took his sunglasses off. I am pretty sure he was hiding something.

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  MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member

  January 2016

  She refused to accept I was blind

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  She blinded him with her looks. After that, he was never the same.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He became blind after too much time alone...

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Couldn't handle my wit

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  I manhandled him one too many times..,

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Couldn't get over my nerdiness

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Her 2 hands couldn't handle it

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  MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member

  January 2016

  COMPLETELY misunderstood what I mean by 'double fisting', and I haven't been able to walk straight since

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  MaxPower6868 wrote: »

  COMPLETELY misunderstood what I mean by 'double fisting', and I haven't been able to walk straight since

  
  OMG, DYING laughing here

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Died of laughter during sex

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  JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member

  January 2016

  Everything was funny to him.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Nothing was funny to her. Our humor didn't mesh.

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  JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member

  January 2016

  She laughed at church, funerals, hospices I mean just everywhere. It was embarrassing.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  She just could not find the joy in life.

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  JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member

  January 2016

  She sucked all the joy out of my life.

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  jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member

  January 2016

  Too high all the time

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  cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member

  January 2016

  She wouldn't come to grips with the strange extra hand coming out of her shoulder

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  CardiganandFlannel Posts: 232 Member

  January 2016

  I couldn't get passed her masked past.

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  MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member

  January 2016

  Would always mask his emotions

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  TxLisa251 Posts: 152 Member

  January 2016

  Wanted to play The Lone Ranger and Tonto...

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  what she did to me with those feathers......

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  I am allergic to feathers.

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Nope ..never happened we are still together

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  TxLisa251 Posts: 152 Member

  January 2016

  The cabana boys and I just wanted to play. He didn't...

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  After cheating on me with the cabana boys, she constantly hummed that Barry Manilow song.

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