We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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because he kept wearing a dog costume0
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the sex was great..but she insisted i wear the collar outside0
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She was just too classy for me!0
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he was too bright0
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He never took his sunglasses off. I am pretty sure he was hiding something.0
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She refused to accept I was blind0
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She blinded him with her looks. After that, he was never the same.0
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He became blind after too much time alone...0
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Couldn't handle my wit0
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I manhandled him one too many times..,0
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Couldn't get over my nerdiness0
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Her 2 hands couldn't handle it0
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COMPLETELY misunderstood what I mean by 'double fisting', and I haven't been able to walk straight since0
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MaxPower6868 wrote: »COMPLETELY misunderstood what I mean by 'double fisting', and I haven't been able to walk straight since
OMG, DYING laughing here0 -
Died of laughter during sex0
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Everything was funny to him.0
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Nothing was funny to her. Our humor didn't mesh.0
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She laughed at church, funerals, hospices I mean just everywhere. It was embarrassing.0
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She just could not find the joy in life.0
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She sucked all the joy out of my life.0
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Too high all the time0
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She wouldn't come to grips with the strange extra hand coming out of her shoulder0
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I couldn't get passed her masked past.0
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Would always mask his emotions0
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Wanted to play The Lone Ranger and Tonto...0
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what she did to me with those feathers......0
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I am allergic to feathers.0
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Nope ..never happened we are still together0
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The cabana boys and I just wanted to play. He didn't...0
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After cheating on me with the cabana boys, she constantly hummed that Barry Manilow song.0
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