How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

  His clock finally ran out ...

  
  I read that too fast, and missed the 'l'
  
  
  Cheering for the away team at a soccer match

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Crotch rot...

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  _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Fell in love with ExLax.. sh1t to death

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  I accidently hit him with a marble statue 60 times

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  _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member

  January 2016

  slimgirljo15 wrote: »

  I accidently hit him with a marble statue 60 times

  
  lmao that will do it
  
  Bear hugs...from me

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Under me with a smile on his face

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  _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member

  January 2016

  On top me.. also smiling

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  January 2016

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  Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member

  January 2016

  At the hands of a crazy neglected friend most probably :b

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  Alone surrounded by cats.

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  A_Patient_Wolf Posts: 1,347 Member

  January 2016

  Bird flu

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  JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member

  January 2016

  Attacked by a pack of wolves

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  Was waiting patiently for a good shot but unfortunately he was attacked by wolves

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  A psychopath saw him at the supermaket..followed him home thought he looked delicious..broke into his house and cooked himself a little chad stew ..

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  csbnga wrote: »

  Partook in the chad stew and choked on a chad bone

  
  Roflmao.... ..
  
  Staked over an ants nest....covered in honey..
  Bear got him and ants finished him off

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  February 2016

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Advanced sadness.

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  February 2016

  Just faded into oblivion

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  February 2016

  Aboriginal curse...had the bone pointed at him ..

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  February 2016

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  February 2016

  His bone fell off

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Chads bone lodged in her throat

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  February 2016

  A victim of chads bone

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Was killed by an angry mob when she got on a podium and started telling them how depression isn't a real disease at a "help me" seminar.

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  sunn_lighter wrote: »

  [note to any worried mfp friends I'm totally pretty ok I even had a therapy appt today just a brutally dark joke]
  
  
  carry on

  
  You are totally pretty!
  
  It's also going to be the death of you when a jealous lady throws acid in your face!

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  February 2016

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  February 2016

  Spontaneous combustion..only a foot and 3 fingers found

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