We broke up because...
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Wouldn't even consider doing it in a church0
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He confessed his secrets - and they scared the cr@p out of me!0
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Wanted to do it during the sermon0
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Tried to convert me while we were being intimate0
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He needed an exorcism0
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Her mood swings made me believe she was Satan0
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She tried to kill me with a crucifix0
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He was paranoid! I was praying for him and slipped!0
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She was too clumsy0
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She tripped me on purpose then would laugh0
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She thought I was mean. I was only being silly.0
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He didn't like horror movies0
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Liked clown porn!0
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She kept peeing the bed0
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He would put my hand in warm water0
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She never showered after peeing herself0
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He turned off the water so I couldn't shower.0
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never liked to shower0
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Took such long showers we were always out of hot water.... and my water bill was twice as high as usual0
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WAS ALWAYS COMPLAINING lol0
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He was cheap0
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LMAO, stared at himself in the mirror too much0
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Not enough beard0
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fitgirlandfoodie wrote: »Not enough beard
She wanted me to be all natural0 -
she spent too much money on beauty products, especially nail polish0
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Refused to trim the feminine area0
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Refused to manscape0
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Someone had to do it....0
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