Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

You know what the difference is between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my ****** in your ******.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

My mom dressed me

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Pull over at that port-a-potty... I gotta take a massive dump!

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

You probably have other hotter guys you're seeing

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I'm ugly

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Why did you say yes

Hsammon · February 2016

Are you into golden showers?

Pittshkr_ · February 2016

I just sharted

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

So have you ever been on Fetlife?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

So how tight is that vag?

Hsammon · February 2016

Your sister is the best I ever had

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

You think your sister would want to join in on a 3way with us tonight?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I'm afraid of rejection

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I'm dripping cum

Hsammon · February 2016

That's just a scar from where my penis used to be

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

*yawns* what time is it?

Hsammon · February 2016

Just the tip

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Hsammon wrote: »

Just the tip

Already said

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I've got to run into the store to buy diapers real quick

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Do you think I'm fat?

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