Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

_HunterKiller_ · February 2016

Fancy me taking a dump on your chest later?

LindsayB072 · February 2016

Holy s$%!, you ordered a lot of food.

I've got my mom's credit card. Let's get wild.

southerman46 · February 2016

Want to see the back of my van

tosullivan · February 2016

Do you know any good remedies for a yeast infection for between the toes?

RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

I have a third nipple.... Want to see it?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Do you know what the difference is between your blue dress and Monica Lewinsky's? Nothing in about 10 minutes!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

I eat the booty like groceries

Letsdothis1984 · February 2016

I still live with my parents, and I'm unemployed...you're paying for dinner right?!?

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

I just got out of Prison!

SofaKingFunny · February 2016

Hang on, I have to take my AZT cocktail before dinner.

dsweetbabe1 · February 2016

I think I'm ready for you to meet my daughter, you cool with her calling you daddy?

LCbaby0x · February 2016

ClubSilencio wrote: »

*strong exhale* You're my third Tinder date this week

I have a coupon for this place

Have you heard the new Michael Bolton album?

Oh I got us a room for tonight. Drink up.

Lol I'm laughing sooo hard lol

pie_eyes · February 2016

jsummd wrote: »

I love you

Yeah

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

There's a banana in my pocket

tosullivan · February 2016

so what are you planning for our first anniversary?

finny11122 · February 2016

The waitress is really hot

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I'm pregnant.

singingflutelady · February 2016

Will you marry me?

finny11122 · February 2016

I forgot my wallet

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

My water just broke!

Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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