Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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I think I'm ready for you to meet my daughter, you cool with her calling you daddy?0
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ClubSilencio wrote: »*strong exhale* You're my third Tinder date this week
I have a coupon for this place
Have you heard the new Michael Bolton album?
Oh I got us a room for tonight. Drink up.
Lol I'm laughing sooo hard lol0 -
There's a banana in my pocket0
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so what are you planning for our first anniversary?0
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The waitress is really hot0
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I'm pregnant.0
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Will you marry me?0
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I forgot my wallet0
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My water just broke!0
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What a coincidence, I do coathanger abortions!0
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My period is so heavy0
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That's my fetish
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My babies need a Daddy!0
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"Hi, I'm [my name here]."0
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Wanna see my basement?0
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Have you ever thought about joining The Hair Club For Men?0
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The voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet.1
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I bet you taste really Good!0
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You're the nicest girl I've gone out with today0
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Let blow this Popsicle stand and go meet up with my Parents!0
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I think we should see other people0
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What happened to your face?0
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You should see the other guy...no, but seriously, if I showed you where I hid the body, I'd have to dig another hole.0
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Can we get to the part where you leave already.0
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I come from the Planet Nebulon0
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you're a bore0
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You're not as good looking as I had hoped for!0
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Feels good to be back on the outside!0
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Thank god for Pee Wee's Bail Bonds.... I would'nt have made it tonight!0
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