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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    Good news? It's raining!
    How is that good news, you ask?
    It isn't snowing!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    Good news? It's Friday!!
    Bad news? Snow on the weekend.
    Wish I was kidding.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    Yoga this morning
    Hard rain poured the window
    Now it is sunny.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    Sometimes I wonder
    Should I fart now or later?
    Too late… or is it?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    Week of Uncle Mac
    You are keeping this alive
    I am here to help
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    Glad to be home now
    Avoided Florida Man
    Sadly found some snow
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    Time to turn the page
    A new day, week, month, and life
    Looking forward now
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
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    I get the jumpies.
    Leaving on a jet plane soon -
    Hope a short run helps!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Too much yesterday
    I am so sore this morning
    A rest day today
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Week of Uncle Mac
    You are keeping this alive
    I am here to help

    Steadfast guy and true
    UncleMac always comes through!
    He… oh wait… that's ME!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Glad to be home now
    Avoided Florida Man
    Sadly found some snow


    Weatherman predicts
    Eight inches of snow Wednesday
    Oh joy… oh bliss… NOT!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    Oh why am I here
    I am surrounded by snow
    Longing for the sun
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Oh why am I here
    I am surrounded by snow
    Longing for the sun

    It is sunny here
    18... windchill feels like 10...
    No FloridaMan... :smiley:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    Weather updated
    Only three inches of snow
    Due this afternoon
  • LeTmblwid
    LeTmblwid Posts: 160 Member
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    Alone and smelled a fart
    Was not mine
    Ghooooooost
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    The weatherman lied
    Over six inches of snow
    The roads are a mess
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    Oh I feel so fat
    That skinny skirt is too snug
    Counting calories
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,069 Member
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    Some snow has melted
    Weatherman says ice pellets
    Ottawa spring sucks
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    Say its springtime here?
    Well step outside and feel brrrrrr!
    I think we sprung back

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