We broke up because...
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Still slept with his "blankey"0
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He wore speedo to dinner0
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She is a gold digger0
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We went broke because of her speeding tickets.0
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I wouldn't buy her any pants0
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He ran away0
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She was always chasing Men!0
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She chased me with a whip and chains. WTF??0
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She wasn't into whips n chains. Wtf?1
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She bruised me.
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she called me a cholo0
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He made wrong assumptions about my nationality
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I found out I was number 328 on her list of guys to date0
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he looked too much like Trace Adkins0
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He never let me see his face like Wilson in Home Improvement.. just his eyes0
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she always called me neighbor0
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He fell for the neighbor. Moved his stuff across the street.0
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she just stopped answering my calls and made Taylor Swift songs as her ring back tones0
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He'd always listen to Taylor Swift!0
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she set up a video recorder to record me singing along and posted it on youtube0
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He was a You Tube Ho Ho Ho!0
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she called me a man ho0
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He was!0
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So was she/he0
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Kept me on my toes0
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she was too short.... she had to get on her tip toes0
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My 4 inch heels weren't high enough.0
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she tried to stab me with her high heel 0
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He didn't want to "stab" me often enough... 0
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She made fun of my "knife" 0
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