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he said he would never change0
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He preferred a he
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she started spreading rumors about me.0
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She is marrying some else
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She was picky0
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she was prickly. her legs I mean0
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Put Nair in my facial cream and made my eyebrows fall out. His pranks were too much....0
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Gave beard oil with Neat in it. Very sneaky0
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caught him trying to sneak over to Kvm's house0
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He kept sneaking all the cookies I baked.0
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she put pot in the cookies and then called my Probation officer to have me drug tested
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He had a probation officer. I like a little bad, but not THAT bad....0
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she never let me get past second base0
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His earned run average was too high for me.0
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ha! you win!
she lied about her homerun total0 -
He never quite knocked it out of the park for me0
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she always threw me a curve0
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she kept third base locked up behind a chastity belt0
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Couldn't meet my base needs0
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Wanted to do funny things with ice picks.0
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she was acting out the basic instinct police interview scene during job interviews. Always got hired0
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He held me back in my career aspirations.0
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she started bringing home hefty bonuses from her younger single boss0
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Suggested a Hefty bag might fit me better than my dress....0
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wanted me to wear a bag over my head in the bedroom0
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Wanted me to wear too much in the bedroom0
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He didn't like to lose control0
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