We broke up because...
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Oogled all the pretty boys.0 -
Fired the pool boy!0
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Her pink lemonade was never sweet enough for my taste.0
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He took my credit cards0
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She was stingy with her millions!0
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Had a million reasons why she couldn't call me back0
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You hated rom coms0
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She thought the Hostel and Saw movies were romantic0
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She wouldn't saw off her own foot to survive. She's dead weight0
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He said he would use me as a human shield in a Zombie Apocalypse0
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She doesn't like protecting her friends.0
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He was dangerous to my Friends!0
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She went out with friends every night0
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You found another girl:(0
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You stopped taking me on dates0
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Fed me dates knowing I was allergic!
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You didn't give me mouth to mouth0
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You didn't kiss me0
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She's always kissing strangers0
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You didn't wanna kiss strangers with me0
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He had a rash ..you know where 0
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Came home with crabs..not the sort you eat 0
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He was always snooping in my purse0
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You left me alone in a bad neighborhood0
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She thought I was ghetto!0
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You said youd love me no matter what, but you left me when you found out i was poor0
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He didn't like when I shaved my goatee0
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You didn't like the color0
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She wasn't into girls0
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Tried to suffocate me in my sleep0
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