'mfp is not a dating site'

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    NotShena wrote: »
    MFP is full of under-sexed attractive people.

    Who you callin' attractive???
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    Mvp can't even build a mobile app correctly, the databases are screwed and dont communicate efficiently.

    What makes you think they could make a dating app?

    You bloody well missed the first sentence, didn't you, tosser? B)

    I'm a full blown tosser mate, completely didn't read your sentence lol
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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...

    Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....

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    This is me, 370 days a year.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...

    Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....

    5dbcbda0-e8e9-0131-6d08-0aa0f90d87b4.gif?

    I used to be a stranger, you never sent me noodz. No longer a stranger, and you still never sent me noodz *kicks rocks*

  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    NotShena wrote: »
    MFP is full of under-sexed attractive people.

    I know I am.

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...

    Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....

    5dbcbda0-e8e9-0131-6d08-0aa0f90d87b4.gif?

    I used to be a stranger, you never sent me noodz. No longer a stranger, and you still never sent me noodz *kicks rocks*

    Who is this Justin guy?? I don't know you at all!

    LIES!!!
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...

    Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....

    5dbcbda0-e8e9-0131-6d08-0aa0f90d87b4.gif?

    Never thought I'd meet someone weirder than me
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard.
  • jessiferrrb
    jessiferrrb Posts: 1,758 Member
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    but there's been bromance, and literary references and people calling other people attractive. and yogurt! i'm gonna keep my rose tinted glasses on for a little longer.
  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...

    Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....

    5dbcbda0-e8e9-0131-6d08-0aa0f90d87b4.gif?

    I used to be a stranger, you never sent me noodz. No longer a stranger, and you still never sent me noodz *kicks rocks*

    Who is this Justin guy?? I don't know you at all!

    LIES!!!

    So I am a stranger? Cool, send noodz
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Harry Potter or game of thrones?

    Game of thrones all day

    I think I like you

    You don't.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?

    Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....

    Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    ald783 wrote: »
    If people chat and hit it off and live nearby and end up meeting up, awesome.

    When it's just an aggressive attempt to get laid via a calorie counting app, it's creepy.

    +1
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Wanna go to the library and chill ?

    I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.

  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?

    Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....

    Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?

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  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?

    Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....

    Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?

    I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.

    Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?

    Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....

    Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?

    I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.

    Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy

    Better =/= different or the other way around
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  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?

    Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....

    Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?

    I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.

    Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy

    i lay on top of my left for a while until it falls asleep and then use that. it really does feel like someone else then.

    I'll keep that in mind buddy!
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Wanna go to the library and chill ?

    I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.

    So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.
  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?

    Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....

    I must have used the wrong "P" word.
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