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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,017 Member
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    Yesterday it rained
    So I did not mow the lawn
    Today, no excuse...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,017 Member
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    I did mow the grass
    And did a bunch of yard work
    But now it's Monday...
  • Rainbowsunshine26
    Rainbowsunshine26 Posts: 89 Member
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    Oh peanut butter,
    Why you so calorific?
    My downfall indeed.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,017 Member
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    lauranorr wrote: »
    I love the playground
    Out of my way weirdo kid
    That free swing is MINE!

    So she likes to play
    And she says she's a swinger
    Oh my goodness fun!!
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
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    Not sure what happened
    Was heading to the free swing
    Got pushed from behind
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
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    Why did you push me?
    I only wanted to swing.
    Now my pants are wet.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,017 Member
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    Happy Humpday, friends!
    It's sunny in Ottawa!
    My turn on the swing?
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    edited May 2016
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    Today is Humpday
    Please do not show us your a$s
    That’s not even cute B)
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited May 2016
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    Flying home today
    I had fun in Florida
    I miss my kitty
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,017 Member
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    Happy Friday-Eve
    One day plus a few hours
    Then helllloooo WEEKEND!!
  • Rainbowsunshine26
    Rainbowsunshine26 Posts: 89 Member
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    Weekend come to me
    Wine and cocktails, pizza please
    Back on it Monday
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    I hope it goes quick
    You get to keep your clothes on
    Then you get to go
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,017 Member
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    Such a lovely day
    Aside from being Friday
    My convertible...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,017 Member
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    Saturday morning
    Still my haiku gently weeps
    Silent house but me

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