'mfp is not a dating site'

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Sooooo I totally use this for dating... I send the d whenever it gets serious. We never actually ever meet though. Whats the line between stalking and dating?

    Do you know what color my curtains are, but have only ever seen them from outside? That's probably the line....
    And where is the D??

    I would assume your curtains are the same color as......oh, wait, you're talking about literal curtains. My apologies.
  • jbconnelly
    jbconnelly Posts: 170 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Sooooo I totally use this for dating... I send the d whenever it gets serious. We never actually ever meet though. Whats the line between stalking and dating?

    Do you know what color my curtains are, but have only ever seen them from outside? That's probably the line....
    And where is the D??

    I get what your saying. If I've seen your curtains from the outside, we are officially dating. I'm tracking..... the d gets routed through a very secure and impenetrable firewall system that is very confidential. It's called snapchat.... heard of it? I reserve it for my special ladies

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  • backontheattack
    backontheattack Posts: 3,178 Member
    Bennysammysofiesdad wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    viren19890 wrote: »
    I, for one, am stunned at the misrepresentation and interpretation of how the site is supposed to be used.

    Right when things were getting interested -I got a message saying that I went my caloric allowance -what a buzz kill that was.

    There is light at the end of the tunnel though- if we totally skip the weight loss and health part-there are a lot of fish in the sea but make sure it fits your macros.

    My protein allotment is set pretty high :o

    Say Ahhhhhh

    This made me spit out my water... lol too funny
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    So you spit?
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    We don't do spitters around here, disgusting habit
  • backontheattack
    backontheattack Posts: 3,178 Member
    Yup, walked right into that one... lol.
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    Is there room on this bandwagon for one more ?
  • LotusFlwr2013
    LotusFlwr2013 Posts: 217 Member
    'mfp is not a dating site'

    OHHHHHH so here I just thought my swiper was broken... I was all 'swipe to the left' and 'swipe to the right' but nothing... welp time to close this account
  • LotusFlwr2013
    LotusFlwr2013 Posts: 217 Member
    duckforceone wrote: »
    it's not a dating site? oh man am i in the wrong place.... :wink:
    Alanakrahenbil wrote: »
    Damn it's not a dating site?! Guess I've been using it wrong all these years ;)
    But anyways, I agree that it shouldn't matter. Seems like a good place to meet someone with the same goals. No different then at a grocery store, gym or anywhere else online

    Don't worry @Duckforceone and @Alanakrahenbil I found our next dating site... Cron-o-meter... sounds sexy!
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »
    'mfp is not a dating site'

    OHHHHHH so here I just thought my swiper was broken... I was all 'swipe to the left' and 'swipe to the right' but nothing... welp time to close this account

    You have very nice sarcasm
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  • LotusFlwr2013
    LotusFlwr2013 Posts: 217 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »
    'mfp is not a dating site'

    OHHHHHH so here I just thought my swiper was broken... I was all 'swipe to the left' and 'swipe to the right' but nothing... welp time to close this account

    You have very nice sarcasm

    Why thank you papi... meantime you just keep watching those netflixs n chillin ... its not anyone else business what two consenting adults do or where they met >:)
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »
    'mfp is not a dating site'

    OHHHHHH so here I just thought my swiper was broken... I was all 'swipe to the left' and 'swipe to the right' but nothing... welp time to close this account

    You have very nice sarcasm

    Why thank you papi... meantime you just keep watching those netflixs n chillin ... its not anyone else business what two consenting adults do or where they met >:)

    You sound like the voice of reason lool! Nice one!
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  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    Break_You wrote: »
    I came to this site to buy a car. Am I in the right place?

    Yeah mate, just head over to the motivational forum they've got plenty of second hand cars
  • LotusFlwr2013
    LotusFlwr2013 Posts: 217 Member
    edited May 2016
    Break_You wrote: »
    I came to this site to buy a car. Am I in the right place?

    LOL

    Ok this totally made me think of.....

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  • kdtesoriero
    kdtesoriero Posts: 141 Member
    TheLegendaryBrandonHarris wrote: »
    It's all fun and games until someone swipes left.
    Or is it right? Where am I?

    Lmfao! Hysterical!
  • kdtesoriero
    kdtesoriero Posts: 141 Member
    I think the flirting and dating come with the confidence people find when losing weight.
  • kdtesoriero
    kdtesoriero Posts: 141 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    kdtesoriero wrote: »
    I think the flirting and dating come with the confidence people find when losing weight.

    That's part of it. It's mostly a positive and supportive site. People with goals and hobbies in common. Increased confidence in many.
    And it seems like everyone here is undersexed

    Undersized possibly because of our weight.
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    Pick me up
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    My theory is that as people work out their bodies produce more testosterone to build muscle and in turn increases sex drive
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    I thought I was on an exercise app but people started flirting with me. Quite a surprise to me initially.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    BoryBreezy5 wrote: »
    I thought I was on an exercise app but people started flirting with me. Quite a surprise to me initially.

    Haha That was my experience when I first started too :joy: ....then I was like, "Feck it. Go with it." :joy: Plus I met some cool people on here.
  • Mattwhosfat
    Mattwhosfat Posts: 44 Member
    Lol. Well why we are on the topic any ladies wana add me feel freex
  • sindirella21
    sindirella21 Posts: 60 Member
    mattldrowne wrote: »
    Lol. Well why we are on the topic any ladies wana add me feel freex

    Feel freex!! Love it!! I love to feel freex, they are always down for whatever!!
  • Scamd83
    Scamd83 Posts: 808 Member
    Been on this thread for like a day now, still haven't been on what you humans refer to as a 'date' or had any of the sex and I don't know what anyone's curtains look like. It's a good thing I eat food and lose weight that I need to track or I'd have no reason to be on here with the lack of curtain sex dates.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Scamd83 wrote: »
    Been on this thread for like a day now, still haven't been on what you humans refer to as a 'date' or had any of the sex and I don't know what anyone's curtains look like. It's a good thing I eat food and lose weight that I need to track or I'd have no reason to be on here with the lack of curtain sex dates.

    Put your kik username out there.
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