What's the weirdest experience you've had on mfp?

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  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
    The guy who never sends friend requests but keeps messaging me about women punching him in the *kitten*!!!!! What the heck!!!!????
  • ellebreedlove42
    ellebreedlove42 Posts: 101 Member
    Reddit has weirder stuff in retrospect.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    caammph wrote: »
    I had a guy randomly message me about working out and then he veered into getting hit in the man parts at kickboxing. I tried to steer away and he just kept bringing it back. Mentioned the husband and he got super snarky. It was just bizarre, he wanted to know if I'd ever hit a man there, if I'd ever seen a guy get hit etc. Just really odd.

    That guy is practically a legend around here.
  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
    That's the guy who messaged me!!!
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    I had some lady PM once asking me what I and her husband chatted about? Did I know he was married??? Etc...
    I wasn't even friends with her hubs and didn't know wtf she was talking about.

    Apparently she scrubbed all the chit chat/fun and games forums and messaged every single female who ever commented on him.
  • milamariejm
    milamariejm Posts: 23 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    caammph wrote: »
    I had a guy randomly message me about working out and then he veered into getting hit in the man parts at kickboxing. I tried to steer away and he just kept bringing it back. Mentioned the husband and he got super snarky. It was just bizarre, he wanted to know if I'd ever hit a man there, if I'd ever seen a guy get hit etc. Just really odd.

    Many have heard this story. I thought it was a woman when i heard it. I player along til I couldn't take any more

    I forgot about the guy who wrote a story about me so he could keep his convo of rated....that was super special

    had this guy message me too. after i told him he needed to give it up and he stopped responding.
  • girlbojangle
    girlbojangle Posts: 33 Member
    Had that same guy message me. I told him he must of deserved it.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    Yep. I've had both the hit in the balls guy and the crazy suspicious wife :joy::joy::joy: This cracks me up :joy:
  • williammuney
    williammuney Posts: 2,895 Member
    Everyone I've messaged on here has been super cool
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    I've also had the kickboxing guy message me WTF?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I had a extremely attractive lady on my FL that would send me video links of her materbating while fantasizing of me.

  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Chieflrg wrote: »
    I had a extremely attractive lady on my FL that would send me video links of her materbating while fantasizing of me.

    :o SMH
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    Chieflrg wrote: »
    I had a extremely attractive lady on my FL that would send me video links of her materbating while fantasizing of me.

    That's not weird, thsts amazing
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    Arathels wrote: »
    There was this guy talking about me not allowed to be a lesbian but he'd be willing to watch me in a girl on girl action... He's on ignore now. Ok it perhaps does not sound weird but how he said it freaked me out lol.

    I have no idea why he thought I was a lesbian by the way. Never talked to him before and I'm straight

    I respect your 'straightness' @Arathels. I also volunteer to watch any girl on girl action you participate in and would never say you're not allowed to be a lesbian
  • positivepowers
    positivepowers Posts: 902 Member
    edited May 2016
    Chieflrg wrote: »
    I had a extremely attractive lady on my FL that would send me video links of her materbating while fantasizing of me.

    @Chieflrg How do you know she was fantasizing about you?
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    Arathels wrote: »
    There was this guy talking about me not allowed to be a lesbian but he'd be willing to watch me in a girl on girl action... He's on ignore now. Ok it perhaps does not sound weird but how he said it freaked me out lol.

    I have no idea why he thought I was a lesbian by the way. Never talked to him before and I'm straight

    I respect your 'straightness' @Arathels. I also volunteer to watch any girl on girl action you participate in and would never say you're not allowed to be a lesbian

    @strozman Well if I ever find myself in a girl on girl action or if I turn gay I'll be sure to let you know.. :p
  • Dannigreen31
    Dannigreen31 Posts: 557 Member
    Iv had the guy Msg about getting hit in his parts also haha
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    edited May 2016
    Arathels wrote: »
    strozman wrote: »
    Arathels wrote: »
    There was this guy talking about me not allowed to be a lesbian but he'd be willing to watch me in a girl on girl action... He's on ignore now. Ok it perhaps does not sound weird but how he said it freaked me out lol.

    I have no idea why he thought I was a lesbian by the way. Never talked to him before and I'm straight

    I respect your 'straightness' @Arathels. I also volunteer to watch any girl on girl action you participate in and would never say you're not allowed to be a lesbian

    @strozman Well if I ever find myself in a girl on girl action or if I turn gay I'll be sure to let you know.. :p

    @Arathels That's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me
  • cjb3001
    cjb3001 Posts: 38 Member
    I was just asked 'hello madam, how tall are you?' to which I responded 'about 5'6", why?' to get 'yes madam, I am 5'4"'. Cool...? :/
  • williammuney
    williammuney Posts: 2,895 Member
    I feel like I'm missing out ont the weirdness
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    Arathels wrote: »
    strozman wrote: »
    Arathels wrote: »
    There was this guy talking about me not allowed to be a lesbian but he'd be willing to watch me in a girl on girl action... He's on ignore now. Ok it perhaps does not sound weird but how he said it freaked me out lol.

    I have no idea why he thought I was a lesbian by the way. Never talked to him before and I'm straight

    I respect your 'straightness' @Arathels. I also volunteer to watch any girl on girl action you participate in and would never say you're not allowed to be a lesbian

    @strozman Well if I ever find myself in a girl on girl action or if I turn gay I'll be sure to let you know.. :p

    @Arathels That's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me

    I try my best ;)
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    A while back someone's husband got really really upset with me because I had sent his wife a few messages. The entire content of my messages was related to choosing a racing bike and training plans, based on a convo she had started. Strange. The guy threatened physical violence if I continued to meet his wife... um, they lived in Washington and I'm based in Germany. OOOOkay.

    But, being the jerk that I am, I egged him on for about 3-4 messages.

    Oh, and she apparently was seeing someone one here ... and deleted her account.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    EvgeniZyntx wrote: »
    A while back someone's husband got really really upset with me because I had sent his wife a few messages. The entire content of my messages was related to choosing a racing bike and training plans, based on a convo she had started. Strange. The guy threatened physical violence if I continued to meet his wife... um, they lived in Washington and I'm based in Germany. OOOOkay.

    But, being the jerk that I am, I egged him on for about 3-4 messages.

    Oh, and she apparently was seeing someone one here ... and deleted her account.

    I think so far you're winner the winner of this thread congratulations
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    EvgeniZyntx wrote: »
    A while back someone's husband got really really upset with me because I had sent his wife a few messages. The entire content of my messages was related to choosing a racing bike and training plans, based on a convo she had started. Strange. The guy threatened physical violence if I continued to meet his wife... um, they lived in Washington and I'm based in Germany. OOOOkay.

    But, being the jerk that I am, I egged him on for about 3-4 messages.

    Oh, and she apparently was seeing someone one here ... and deleted her account.

    Where in Germany ? Spent time at Ramstein and loved it.
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I really think the ball punching guy is the bees knees. He seems to have stalked every woman on mfp. His skills are strong. Him and jo would make a formidable duo
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Tsartele wrote: »
    EvgeniZyntx wrote: »
    A while back someone's husband got really really upset with me because I had sent his wife a few messages. The entire content of my messages was related to choosing a racing bike and training plans, based on a convo she had started. Strange. The guy threatened physical violence if I continued to meet his wife... um, they lived in Washington and I'm based in Germany. OOOOkay.

    But, being the jerk that I am, I egged him on for about 3-4 messages.

    Oh, and she apparently was seeing someone one here ... and deleted her account.

    Where in Germany ? Spent time at Ramstein and loved it.

    If I tell you will you want to come over and punch me for your wife?
    (I'm in the Wiesbaden / Darmstadt region)
  • Dannigreen31
    Dannigreen31 Posts: 557 Member
    Tried to go back on my msgs to out him but they won't load aha
  • williammuney
    williammuney Posts: 2,895 Member
    I am not the ball punch guy!
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