We broke up because...
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Wanted me on my knees0
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Wanted to do it in every bathroom we came across0
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Had no problem straying0
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couldn't hang0
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Everyone kept saying we looked like sisters0
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I was taller than her0
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Has bigger arms than I do.0
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She couldn't stay committed0
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She was more into girls0
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Couldn't agree on a safe word0
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he escaped from somewhere0
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always called me "he" when I'm a "she"0
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Didn't want to get nekked0
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thought pickles in bed was a good idea0
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Didn't like to get sweaty ..... Sally0
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didn't like my body0
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Fell for another woman0
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insisted on eating peanut butter knowing I'm allergic to peanuts0
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wore her sunglasses at night...0
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Had no face0
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ditto0
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Was a cartoon0
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no muscle either0
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refused to act like a pirate with me0
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refused to run with the bulls0
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Tried to brand me...twice0
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He was too sensitive0
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stole my branding iron0
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Got jealous0
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she had too many feelings0
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