We broke up because...
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Well it was with dirty words!1
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she wasnt the best at cosplay0 -
He couldn't "preform" when I got dressed up0
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I didnt find spongebob square pants as sexy as she did0
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Wouldn't let me in his pants0
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^she lies...lots0
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Whoever she wanted sexy time, she wanted us to be in separate rooms....0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »I didnt find spongebob square pants as sexy as she did
U never appreciated hours spent on that square *kitten*0 -
Couldn't understand I needed my beauty sleep0
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Only wanted to sleep when I was around0
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He was never around. Sigh.0
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She sighed during luvin all the time0
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She was a screamer. Cops got called.0
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She liked to slurp her food really loudly.0
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By slurp he meant chews ...was always so dramatic0
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She tried to catch me with her feminine powers but I knew it was a front . I escaped just in time . She nearly had me !0
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He was paranoid0
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I found the cameras she had installed in my bathroom and bedroom.0
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He was always on his phone taking selfies0
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She didn't appreciate my selfie game.0
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He turned into a frog
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She had an obsession w kissing frogs0
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She always put down other peoples fantasies0
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He asked me to dress up as the tooth fairy...0
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She didn't understand what got me going0
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He always took things too far0
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It wasn't fun unless I was in pain apparently0
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U thought me punching u in the head wasn't foreplay...0
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