'mfp is not a dating site'

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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Wait. Are we talking Fiji? This place can totally be a dating site if it will get me HERE:
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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    thats freaking lick my leg fantastic
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Stock it with bacon and bourbon and I could live there quite nicely
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    rcummin3 wrote: »
    ....so then how do I find girls on MFP? I appear to be missing something here

    Add them, say hello, wait for a response. Talk about goals and progress, don't be creepy.

    Take your own advice creep... :wink:

    Ah you see, it works for me. So Ill carry on for now, once it stops working I'll change the strategy
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Stock it with bacon and bourbon and I could live there quite nicely

    Did someone say bacon?
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Bacon
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Bacon

    You speak my language I like very much
  • emz_1993
    emz_1993 Posts: 96 Member
    G085H173 wrote: »
    emz_1993 wrote: »
    I don't accept the requests of males only have females on my list.... Too much flirting is weird
    Isn't that a little presumptive? Albeit you are very attractive, some ladies may befriend you for the same naughty reasons that us blokes might befriend you!

    Maybe it is but I don't get flirty messages from women.. Even then it would be the same thing for me as I'm bisexual
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
    Hmmm
    To an extent, one's sexuality is irrelevant. It's more to do with dismissing approaches out of hand. BUT, the majority of men on this site will be similar in their "intentions", so it's balance......though there are some equally "focused" ladies on this site too
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    i've never heard of forcing flirtaion on someone....

    You haven't met me yet

    I might be weirded out if im pinned down with you yelling "COMPLIMENT MY EYES!!" whilst holding a steak knife....
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    emz_1993 wrote: »
    I don't accept the requests of males only have females on my list.... Too much flirting is weird

    Yeah after I added a guy, I noticed he only had female friends. He kept private messaging me. After awhile I didn't respond anymore and he deleted me lol.

    Next time, send n00dz and you won't get deleted.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    edited June 2016
    emz_1993 wrote: »
    G085H173 wrote: »
    emz_1993 wrote: »
    I don't accept the requests of males only have females on my list.... Too much flirting is weird
    Isn't that a little presumptive? Albeit you are very attractive, some ladies may befriend you for the same naughty reasons that us blokes might befriend you!

    Maybe it is but I don't get flirty messages from women.. Even then it would be the same thing for me as I'm bisexual

    Oh, that's not going to increase your creepy PM count.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    i've never heard of forcing flirtaion on someone....

    You haven't met me yet

    I might be weirded out if im pinned down with you yelling "COMPLIMENT MY EYES!!" whilst holding a steak knife....

    Might be? Hmmmm..... taking notes

    Damn you all!!!!! Shes adapting
  • skinnyminikendra
    skinnyminikendra Posts: 187 Member
    I'm still stuck on the Bacon and Bourbon
    Bacon n Bourbon
    Bacon in Bourbon?

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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    what the hell is going on in this sht hole
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    what the hell is going on in this sht hole


    The usual.....
  • skinnyminikendra
    skinnyminikendra Posts: 187 Member
    This is still a no pants party right?

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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    I'm still stuck on the Bacon and Bourbon
    Bacon n Bourbon
    Bacon in Bourbon?

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    That picture just made me a little hot.
  • skinnyminikendra
    skinnyminikendra Posts: 187 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    I'm still stuck on the Bacon and Bourbon
    Bacon n Bourbon
    Bacon in Bourbon?

    tumblr_o80t16x13X1rsezm9o1_1280.jpg

    That picture just made me a little hot.

    Was it the bacon? or the bourbon? lol
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  • skinnyminikendra
    skinnyminikendra Posts: 187 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    rcummin3 wrote: »
    ....so then how do I find girls on MFP? I appear to be missing something here

    Add them, say hello, wait for a response. Talk about goals and progress, don't be creepy.

    Take your own advice creep... :wink:

    Ah you see, it works for me. So Ill carry on for now, once it stops working I'll change the strategy

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  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    rcummin3 wrote: »
    ....so then how do I find girls on MFP? I appear to be missing something here

    Add them, say hello, wait for a response. Talk about goals and progress, don't be creepy.

    Take your own advice creep... :wink:

    Ah you see, it works for me. So Ill carry on for now, once it stops working I'll change the strategy

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    I call it tactically getting girls kiks
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Anybody want to meet up for gym type stuff?
  • beahz1
    beahz1 Posts: 69 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »
    I regularly bump uglies with a fine lady I met on here 4 years ago... no one can tell me it's not a dating site.

    I don't like it when you call the pickle jar "Ugly," Greg.

    Pickle jar hahahhaha love that
  • beahz1
    beahz1 Posts: 69 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...

    Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....

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    Your hilarious add me friend
  • beahz1
    beahz1 Posts: 69 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    how does one get nudes and dates on this website?

    you ask th ecrutial questions huh Lol

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