We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2016

We both had to much ego and we're always one upping each other

Kvm11628 · July 2016

Every time we went to bed she'd tell,"batter up!"

finny11122 · July 2016

She shaved all her sexy hair off

Kvm11628 · July 2016

He was a big fan of the 70s natural look.

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2016

He wanted me to be an Amazon Woman!

Kvm11628 · July 2016

Couldn't deal with my height

Jayar01 · July 2016

She could slam dunk on me! Gave me a complex

Kvm11628 · July 2016

He was way too insecure

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2016

She'd leave the doors unlocked and put a red light on the porch

Kvm11628 · July 2016

Didn't appreciate my entrepreneurship

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2016

Tried to turn me into a prostitute and keep all the money!

Jayar01 · July 2016

Was always introducing me to perfect strangers.

mellyboobear · July 2016

Was already married to his ps4.

Jayar01 · July 2016

Wouldn't let me win at Madden NFL

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

Jayar01 wrote: »

Was always introducing me to perfect strangers.

He was afraid to be near new people because he was traumatized from a tv show as a kid about stranger danger

Jayar01 · July 2016

Was always trying to lure me into her car with the promise of candy.

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

He wouldn't take my candy

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

Kept getting crappy candy

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2016

He was always leaving the house Nekked!

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