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First Dates: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly

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  • Posts: 619 Member

    @Thisnameischosen_ Was it this guy??

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    More creepy.
  • Posts: 557 Member
    One this week where he wanted me to hang with his family on the first date and how he wants kids with me...safe to say he's now gone!
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    Angela937 wrote: »
    The ugly: My date took me back to his place, and everything was going really well. Then he shoved himself down my throat and came, and I puked all over him.

    I was mortified! I kept apologizing and expected him to be mad, but he was just shocked then was like it's ok it happens. I haven't seen him since!

    You're the one who should have been mad. That is not cool.
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  • Posts: 290 Member
    Verchild wrote: »
    I'm very very new to the idea of dating again, so I have no new stories, but I'm going to live vicariously through everyone else for a while. This should be good.

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    Me too
  • Posts: 369 Member
    suvoth wrote: »
    Newly seperated and you guys are all scaring me. lol

    There are good dudes out there. I think. Maybe. I don't know. :p.

    Honestly, some time away from dating will probably be a good thing. After my divorce, I spent a lot of time seeing what I did wrong and working hard on changing for the better. I'm certainly not there yet, but dating is much better knowing I feel like I can bring something useful into the relationship without dragging past issues or bitterness with me.
  • Posts: 369 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »

    Aren't those the ones that have all those reviews on amazon for giving you really bad gas?

    And little more than just gas...
  • Posts: 290 Member
    edited August 2016
    Omg. This is terrifying. I just got out of my relationship 4 days ago, so I'm not ready to date yet. But thinking about dating and reading all these horror stories, terrifies me
  • Posts: 866 Member
    One this week where he wanted me to hang with his family on the first date and how he wants kids with me...safe to say he's now gone!

    Dang.. thats aggressive.
  • Posts: 866 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »

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    This made me laugh outloud.
  • Posts: 866 Member
    I'm just using this thread as a guide on what not to do on a date. Don't mind me.

    *Taking notes as I scroll through*
  • Posts: 866 Member
    OMG - I saw Spaceballs when I was in high school. I'm dating myself here...

    Glad I'm not alone thinking that. :P
  • Posts: 47 Member
    Went on a date with a guy I didn't know at all, ordered dinner, he asked if I was vegetarian, I said yes, I don't really believe in killing things. Then I asked what he did, and he told me he was a military sniper. Sigh.
  • Posts: 47 Member
    edited August 2016
    Oh I just thought of another one! First proper date with a guy I'd know for awhile. Went great, bought him home. Went into my flat, I went to fix us drinks. Then I hear him talking to someone in my (I thought) empty lounge. I go in to see what is going on, to find my ex-boyfriend, who had smashed a window and climbed into my house to wait in the lounge, in the dark, for me. Super glad I bought new guy inside, although not for the reasons I'd originally though.
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    Jecka987 wrote: »
    Oh I just thought of another one! First proper date with a guy I'd know for awhile. Went great, bought him home. Went into my flat, I went to fix us drinks. Then I hear him talking to someone in my (I thought) empty lounge. I go in to see what is going on, to find my ex-boyfriend, who had smashed a window and climbed into my house to wait in the lounge, in the dark, for me. Super glad I bought new guy inside, although not for the reasons I'd originally though.

    Thats... pretty messed up. Seriously, where are you ladies finding these psychopaths?
  • Posts: 2,831 Member
    edited August 2016
    Jecka987 wrote: »
    Went on a date with a guy I didn't know at all, ordered dinner, he asked if I was vegetarian, I said yes, I don't really believe in killing things. Then I asked what he did, and he told me he was a military sniper. Sigh.

    I have a close friend who is a combat vet with several tours and who loves to hunt, and his wife is a pacifist and vegan. It works. I don't know how, but they've been together for years.
  • Posts: 213 Member
    I took a guy with physical Tourette's (shaking and jerking) to see the first paranormal activity years ago when it was in theatres. Poor guy was so stressed out he was practically vibrating when it was over
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  • Posts: 213 Member

    Was his name BoB and did you happen to keep him in your purse?

    Ahaha nope, a real dude
  • Posts: 514 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »

    If I remember correctly you just recently separated with your husband and if I'm not mistaken you said he was your first so I'm assuming this just happened recently? You should go to a rap concert and become a groupie if you're handing head on dates.

    This was less than a week ago. And we've been separated for 3 months.
  • Posts: 1,863 Member
    Get it Angela!! B)
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  • Posts: 1,863 Member
    I missed that part :o
  • Posts: 1,863 Member
    Practice makes perfect girl.
  • Posts: 866 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »

    Lol way to show support and encouragement

    I'm dying right now. Wow. lololololololol
  • Posts: 1,455 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »

    This was less than a week ago. And we've been separated for 3 months.

    Well, your previous thread makes so much more sense now.
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    Villae81 wrote: »
    What was the previous thread?

    Basically why do guys always want head. It got shut down after awhile, of course.
  • Posts: 1,863 Member
    Way to encourage!
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