First Dates: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly
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The ugly: My date took me back to his place, and everything was going really well. Then he shoved himself down my throat and came, and I puked all over him.
I was mortified! I kept apologizing and expected him to be mad, but he was just shocked then was like it's ok it happens. I haven't seen him since!
If I remember correctly you just recently separated with your husband and if I'm not mistaken you said he was your first so I'm assuming this just happened recently? You should go to a rap concert and become a groupie if you're handing head on dates.
This was less than a week ago. And we've been separated for 3 months.0 -
Get it Angela!!0
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I missed that part0
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Practice makes perfect girl.1
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »Practice makes perfect girl.
Lol way to show support and encouragement
I'm dying right now. Wow. lololololololol0 -
The ugly: My date took me back to his place, and everything was going really well. Then he shoved himself down my throat and came, and I puked all over him.
I was mortified! I kept apologizing and expected him to be mad, but he was just shocked then was like it's ok it happens. I haven't seen him since!
If I remember correctly you just recently separated with your husband and if I'm not mistaken you said he was your first so I'm assuming this just happened recently? You should go to a rap concert and become a groupie if you're handing head on dates.
This was less than a week ago. And we've been separated for 3 months.
Well, your previous thread makes so much more sense now.
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Way to encourage!0
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My best dates have always been with Italian men.1
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Didn't think I'd get so popular for puking!5
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Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.3
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Newly seperated and you guys are all scaring me. lol
There are good dudes out there. I think. Maybe. I don't know. .
Honestly, some time away from dating will probably be a good thing. After my divorce, I spent a lot of time seeing what I did wrong and working hard on changing for the better. I'm certainly not there yet, but dating is much better knowing I feel like I can bring something useful into the relationship without dragging past issues or bitterness with me.
I'm already motivating myself with that same mentality. I need to better myself as a person, because I'm awesome, but i want the next woman in my life think that she is as lucky to have me, as I'm thinking how lucky I am to be with her.
Keep it up. Even if you don't find someone, you'll be that much better as a person. A willingness to examine yourself for faults already shows you to be a decent person, I think.0 -
Furious_Kiwi wrote: »Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.
But my question is did she finish the lap dance?
No but it did make up for an awkward drive to the ER1 -
Furious_Kiwi wrote: »Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.
@Furious_Kiwi if your first Tinder date involved a lap dance...well a trip to the ER is just a small price to pay!0 -
Louise1491 wrote: »Louise1491 wrote: »
I can't help this one. I know I have issues
When I feel like I have issues I like to remind myself that at least I haven't vomited on a dates dick. Makes you feel better..
Meh. You rolls da dice, you takes ya chances.1
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