We broke up because...
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She was like the energizer bunny and could never finish0
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Had a problem with stamina0
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She had an ecstasy habit that contributed to her stamina0
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She burned the toast0
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I've actually burned top ramen before lol0
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She burned down my house cooking Ramen0
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All she ever cooked was Ramen0
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She didn't like ramen0
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For some reason she never used the flavor packets in the ramen. Never boiled the noodles either.0
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He didn't appreciate my gourmet take on ramen0
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She wouldn't let me lick her face0
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she wouldn't communicate0
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He wasn't ready for this jelly0
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Peanut butter and jelly again?0
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She stole all my peaches0
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she spanked me too much0
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She didn't like cream(y)0
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He liked cream pies...0
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She didn't like my gourmet take on oatmeal cream pies. ;-)0
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He ran away0
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She wasn't fast enough to catch me.0
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He was too speedy, at everything0
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She never let me spank her0
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She said I spanked her too hard0
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Caught her spanking someone else0
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Didn't enjoy spanking after catching an ex spanking someone else.0
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He was spanking more than just me0
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He went out for a beer and never came back ..officer ...
Yes ..yes that is a new garden bed .. 2 -
She had a taste for murder. I never trusted anything she cooked0
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Too picky0
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