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Trouble in paradise

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2016
    You can always make a collage of him but make sure to cut all the eyes out of his pictures first.
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    ARE YOU PREGNANT YET!? What's taking so long!?

    Going to see the fertility specialist some time today.
    _Sugar_interrupted wrote: »
    I'd just like to say, I would gladly take some of the offers for lovers you're receiving...

    PS: igoesljc7wu1.gif

    God ... He's never been that attractive to me until THAT movie!! Ps: was that not us except swap the hair colors? As Katy perry would say "in another life..."
    brianbgboy wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    joeysgirl10 wrote: »
    perhaps get a real life mcm... instead of virtual...

    RL men are so much Drama.

    not all of us are! i take up the slack he cant! lol

    Please DM me your qualifications.
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    Tell him you're watching the ID channel and taking notes

    He knows I watch it religiously.. The butcher knife emoji is used a lot to keep his memory fresh.

    The whole tattoo thing... I'm a blank canvas. It's going to take a large lump sum and marriage proposal with no prenup to change that.

    ill PM, DM, and FEDEX them today! whatever it takes to get a look into those eyes!!!!!! lol
  • nomorefattie2016
    nomorefattie2016 Posts: 5 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Ok so my MFP MCM also future maybe daddy keeps slipping up and using other women's names in our convos. A few weeks ago it was Jana and then this morning Deloris. I've been heartbroken for days even though he swears it's auto corrects fault. I try to forgive and move on but I can't get it out of my brain.. Esp Deloris! I mean Jana made me a little jealous but I just picture Deloris being this smoking hot 65'ish cougar woman that I'll never be able to compete with. I asked my MFP friends for advice but of course they are partial and will take my side. What should I do?

    Tell him to turn off auto correct its very easy. And if it happens again kick his *kitten* lol
  • nomorefattie2016
    nomorefattie2016 Posts: 5 Member
    Kick his *kitten** lol
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Lol I get what you are saying.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Have you tried boiling one of his pets? Seems reasonable.
    Is his mom's name Deloris? Let's just list out all the words that it could have been instead of Deloris.
    *kitten*
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    I didn't write *kitten*
    Apparently *c!itori$* is a dirty word.
  • lenalovestofish
    lenalovestofish Posts: 80 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Ok so my MFP MCM also future maybe daddy keeps slipping up and using other women's names in our convos. A few weeks ago it was Jana and then this morning Deloris. I've been heartbroken for days even though he swears it's auto corrects fault. I try to forgive and move on but I can't get it out of my brain.. Esp Deloris! I mean Jana made me a little jealous but I just picture Deloris being this smoking hot 65'ish cougar woman that I'll never be able to compete with. I asked my MFP friends for advice but of course they are partial and will take my side. What should I do?

    say a different name yourself and when he calls you on it say the same thing.
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    Why are there 9 pages of advice? You got the best two answers pages ago. Get prego or fake your death...or both...and/or literally.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Advice is what we do here...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Lots of options are always nice.
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I would agree with LL5 and RHBS . Some offered great solutions in this thread. Even the boiling of a pet I thought was a nice touch.
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I like your new pic btw
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    OP - I'm beginning to think you are Dolores and you are cat-fishing him with this account to make sure he is loyal.
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    Where's the ultrasound photos?
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    edited September 2016
    Or death certificate?
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