Favorite Joke..... punchline only

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  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
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    Well, do you have any duck food
  • Determined_ella_89
    Determined_ella_89 Posts: 1,710 Member
    edited October 2015
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    Hold my bum and F it while I get my c**k and scratch it..
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
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    that thing is a tooth brush! i saw your sister sliding it in and out of her mouth and there was toothpaste all over her face!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    I don't wanna get stuck with an ugly one!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    but all the good ones argon
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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    A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents. They sit down and have a conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady.” In this country . . . we don't speak dirty in public places about our sex lives. . ."

    "Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you?," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
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    Jose, can you see?!!
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
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    I was talking to the duck.
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
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    It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan;
    his old man's a Rolling Stone.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    .... then she said: Rectum ? Damn near killed 'em!
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,623 Member
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    Calm down ma'am, the baby was dead already
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Kermit's finger.
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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    ... and for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down.’
  • cnhuston
    cnhuston Posts: 15 Member
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    ...and then I found $5

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