We broke up because...
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she kept calling me Howard when my name is Don0
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I was a neat freak and she was a dirty freak...0
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Didn't appreciate my dirty freak tendencies.0
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Failed to understand that I appreciate less talk and more action...0
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Kept me muzzled so I wouldn't talk.0
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We had different interpretations of the word "muzzle"...0
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Liked being on a leash..too freaky for me..0
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Called me a freak0
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Didn't understand my desire to illustrate how I interpret the word freak.0
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She's a little too sensitive0
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I was the wrong sex
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She never understood I was a lesbian0
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Our sex was ooooh soooo wrong!
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I just didn't float her boat physically 0
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Tragic boating accident0
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She tried to kill me..pushed me off a boat0
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She "accidentally" knocked me out of the boat knowing I couldn't swim!0
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I offered a life jacket. She wasn't playful at all..0
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I know she was trying to kill me ..she threw the lifejacket 100m in front of me knowing I can't swim0
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I gave her swim lessons but she was a slow learner1
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Put her foot on my head to keep my face underwater
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Oh, so that's where she learned that move.0
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Didn't like bathing with me!0
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I used the wrong soap in the shower0
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She made me shower in the dark0
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He was always watching me but in a creepy way like he was hungry
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Wouldn't share his shower 0
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She wanted to shower with other people0
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She never took a shower0
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Only took golden showers0
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