True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    I can see you just fine from the bushes outside. Chilly tho

    My dog is doing nothing while you are in the bushes, she is worthless..

    I brought steak with me. This ain't my first rodeo.

    that's why she is she is hiding at the far corner fence, you could have brought her plastic and she would still eat it..
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    I can see you just fine from the bushes outside. Chilly tho

    My dog is doing nothing while you are in the bushes, she is worthless..

    I brought steak with me. This ain't my first rodeo.

    that's why she is she is hiding at the far corner fence, you could have brought her plastic and she would still eat it..

    Bahahaha. Foiled again!

    Oh well, lesson learned.. always carry steak and plastic, you never know.
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    I can see you just fine from the bushes outside. Chilly tho

    My dog is doing nothing while you are in the bushes, she is worthless..

    I brought steak with me. This ain't my first rodeo.

    that's why she is she is hiding at the far corner fence, you could have brought her plastic and she would still eat it..

    Bahahaha. Foiled again!

    Oh well, lesson learned.. always carry steak and plastic, you never know.

    and rope

    In my trunk at all times.

    were you gonna kidnap me or just tie me to a tree.. ?
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    You should get undressed and Snap me a picture just to make sure.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
    jnichel wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    You should get undressed and Snap me a picture just to make sure.

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    You should get undressed and Snap me a picture just to make sure.

    bflr6dy7h63b.jpg


    I can confirm that you are invisible.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    I confess that I have read this entire thread and I now feel a little less lonely. You people are Sick! And I think I may have found my tribe.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I feel completely invisible today.

    I can see you just fine from the bushes outside. Chilly tho

    My dog is doing nothing while you are in the bushes, she is worthless..

    I brought steak with me. This ain't my first rodeo.

    that's why she is she is hiding at the far corner fence, you could have brought her plastic and she would still eat it..

    Bahahaha. Foiled again!

    Oh well, lesson learned.. always carry steak and plastic, you never know.

    and rope

    In my trunk at all times.

    were you gonna kidnap me or just tie me to a tree.. ?

    I was going to tie you to me!

    I guess there is a ransom involved?
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.

    There's a secret diet?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.

    There's a secret diet?

    I guess we don't get to learn about it since it's a secret?
  • dunlaphaya
    dunlaphaya Posts: 2 Member
    I confess that I rarely track on the weekends because I'm too embarrassed to actually see the blatant disregard I have for the amount of calories I am consuming.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.

    So what's the secret?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.

    There's a secret diet?

    The first rule of secret diet is.....
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.

    There's a secret diet?

    The first rule of secret diet is.....

    you can continue past "...." I am waiting with bated breath on this, cause if I can cancel my workout in 5 minutes I am.
  • dunlaphaya
    dunlaphaya Posts: 2 Member
    backtofit68 wrote: »
    I confess that sometimes I blame the dog for farting when I actually did it . :neutral:
    Hahaha! I wish I had a dog just so I could do this!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.

    There's a secret diet?

    The first rule of secret diet is.....

    you can continue past "...." I am waiting with bated breath on this, cause if I can cancel my workout in 5 minutes I am.

    ...you don't talk about secret diet.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I confess that I have read this entire thread and I now feel a little less lonely. You people are Sick! And I think I may have found my tribe.

    You're not wearing pants either, are you?
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.

    There's a secret diet?

    The first rule of secret diet is.....

    you can continue past "...." I am waiting with bated breath on this, cause if I can cancel my workout in 5 minutes I am.

    ...you don't talk about secret diet.

    I thought we were friends.. :'(
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I confess that I have read this entire thread and I now feel a little less lonely. You people are Sick! And I think I may have found my tribe.

    I think you confessed that you are "sick" like the rest of us.. Not possible cause we all normal.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    The secret diet is...

    Make breakfast. Use the last two eggs. Turn your back to go get the fork you forgot. Let the dog eat the half of your breakfast she stole from the table.

    I gotta go to the grocery :/
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    The secret diet is...

    Make breakfast. Use the last two eggs. Turn your back to go get the fork you forgot. Let the dog eat the half of your breakfast she stole from the table.

    I gotta go to the grocery :/

    oh well, I still gotta workout! darned it. :#
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I also confess that I have found the secret diet we have all been looking for.

    There's a secret diet?

    The first rule of secret diet is.....

    you can continue past "...." I am waiting with bated breath on this, cause if I can cancel my workout in 5 minutes I am.

    ...you don't talk about secret diet.

    I thought we were friends.. :'(

    Well, yeah, but we still can talk about it in public; only under the sheets.
  • KennyMarie84
    KennyMarie84 Posts: 18 Member
    I confess that I completely blew my "diet" last night and went to town on some tortilla chips, guacamole, and shredded cheese. :|
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    I confess that I have read this entire thread and I now feel a little less lonely. You people are Sick! And I think I may have found my tribe.

    You're not wearing pants either, are you?

    I can neither confirm nor deny the wearing of pants. The reader is invited to draw their own conclusion.

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