True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    I watched a quadriplegic dwarf porn one time. Ruined me for life.

    I hope you never find the Dark web

    I have
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Reason number 1 I don't buy stuff for office events we have: When very few people show up I feel obligated to eat it all. Today, glazed and chocolate donut holes...like, 4 dozen left. Grrr....

    I'm so bad at buying stuff for groups. I always think... "Well if everyone who rsvp'd to the meeting shows up, and half the people who said they weren't coming change their mind and attend, and they each bring a friend, and they're all really hungry and want two bagels.....we need 225 bagels." Then 15 people show up and we have bagels sitting in the office kitchen for the next two weeks.

    Gah...the struggle is real. Even though today is the first day of accountability, no one really shows up. And I can't take them to the student union because classes haven't started. I could eat the all. I mean, I won't, but I could.

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I encouraged the run away from killer bees game the boy and his play date were considering playing since it made them leave the computer. Although I'm curious as to what they are destroying upstairs since running from bees

    Haha Good strategy

    Growing up, I lived deep in the woods. And when I was younger my dad told me there was a really nice lake a couple miles back behind our house in the woods. Me and my friends spent years exploring in the woods looking for that lake :joy:

    He told me a few years ago that he just said that to get us out and away from the house :unamused:

    Not sure if bad parenting or father of the year :joy:

    Haha i love that. we had an old abandoned car we would go visit in the woods. It's weird we were so fascinated with that car but it was real. And we'd go there a lot
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    tbh…. I hate communicating….. we can only be friends if u can read my mind…..
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I confess I am alive to see the day where someone ditched their own thread because we were a bunch of crazies.
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I confess I am alive to see the day where someone ditched their own thread because we were a bunch of crazies.

    I like your profile pic! WHich thread is this?

    Tell me about you. and thanks!!!
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I confess I am alive to see the day where someone ditched their own thread because we were a bunch of crazies.

    Really? I feel like 95% of the threads on here end up scaring the OPs away
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I confess I am alive to see the day where someone ditched their own thread because we were a bunch of crazies.

    Can't handle the crazy.

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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I confess I am alive to see the day where someone ditched their own thread because we were a bunch of crazies.

    I had to get out of there too!

    The funny thing is.. the OP did too!! and said it...funny stuff!
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I confess I am alive to see the day where someone ditched their own thread because we were a bunch of crazies.

    Really? I feel like 95% of the threads on here end up scaring the OPs away

    I was thinking the same thing. Sometimes we scare them away almost immediately

    Its because we are a bunch of crazies.. that OP was spot on.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess we just had a 3.5 hour play date and while I did nothing I figure I earned this
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess we just had a 3.5 hour play date and while I did nothing I figure I earned this
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    Girl, I want to drink wine and play Mario Kart with you so bad :love: Can I haz play date?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess we just had a 3.5 hour play date and while I did nothing I figure I earned this
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    Girl, I want to drink wine and play Mario Kart with you so bad :love: Can I haz play date?

    We're playing Mario 3d world. The boys didn't want to play with me
  • Justjayde1984
    Justjayde1984 Posts: 187 Member
    I confess I am craving chocolate but not gonna give in...........
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Justjayde1984 wrote: »
    I confess I am craving chocolate but not gonna give in...........

    Don't fear the chocolate. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to chocolate almond ice cream.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    As Pink says, you and your hand tonight.
    And dat all dat bad, reery.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess the fact the skip of the team we played today stormed off having a tantrum is in my eyes a victory. And losing to the jerk by 1 is as much a win as any since he thinks we are useless. Guess we're not all that useless.

    And I'm having an amazing hair day
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    I confess I've been struggling to get out of this bed for an hour and a half already.
  • daisyananana
    daisyananana Posts: 6 Member
    I confess I only want to lose weight to get a guy to like me. Just found out he's getting married soon. Nice start for 2017!
  • daisyananana
    daisyananana Posts: 6 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    daisyananana wrote: »
    I confess I only want to lose weight to get a guy to like me. Just found out he's getting married soon. Nice start for 2017!

    That's your sign that it wasn't meant to be. Never try to change yourself for another person!! Lose the weight for you, the rest will fall into place.

    Thank you :smiley: .... Dragging my feet to gym now ha!

  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess we just had a 3.5 hour play date and while I did nothing I figure I earned this
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    You always have to be player one...don't you?

    Actually I was player 2. The boy was using the wii u thingie as his
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess we just had a 3.5 hour play date and while I did nothing I figure I earned this
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    You always have to be player one...don't you?

    Actually I was player 2. The boy was using the wii u thingie as his

    I can't touch our Wii U game pad without having to clean it off. I swear the kids use it as a lunch tray.

    My boy is very careful with it. Now the ipad not so much it's kind of a bath toy
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    I'd rather be at home opening my first beer of the day rather than working
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    I think it's dumb that my sister wants to buy a wedding dress now when her wedding is going to be 2 years from now.....
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