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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
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    Which porns do that eh?

    All the ones that kill it for uz average blokes!

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    Google is a handy tool
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    Google is a handy tool

    As long as you keep one hand free.
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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    As long as you keep one hand free.

    That's Kik, not Google.
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    That's Kik, not Google.


    Oh no wonder no one kiks me, I got them confused. But what if I Google porn hub?
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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    Oh no wonder no one kiks me, I got them confused. But what if I Google porn hub?

    Porn hub is ok but fantasti.cc is better, or just google the images that make your panties moist, oooh that word again, and enjoy.
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    sweetLikeShelly wrote: »
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    ...As long as you don't expose it for the purpose of bullying/mocking,etc or use it to manipulate, I think this can be normal, just varying in degrees from person to person.

    I only do this because of certain empath traits I have. I hate it really because I have to make sure to NOT exploit it.

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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
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    I watched a quadriplegic dwarf porn one time. Ruined me for life.

    You've been chasing that high ever since, huh?
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    I need to be out of work today, but still have 2.5 hours left. Just cannot focus today.
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    Thanks. It has been an excellent achievement.

    Be sure to add that to your resume or cv.

    I have it on mine between my competitive eating awards and my ability to sometimes comply with restraining orders.
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
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    Literally nothing comes close

    Well.... keep trying
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
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    Be sure to add that to your resume or cv.

    I have it on mine between my competitive eating awards and my ability to sometimes comply with restraining orders.

    Mine is just below the ability to produce daylight from lower orifices and nod in agreement.
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    Mine is just below the ability to produce daylight from lower orifices and nod in agreement.

    Dang, are you looking for work?

    .... we might be hiring
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
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    Dang, are you looking for work?

    .... we might be hiring

    Just let me know where to send the sperm sample and nail clippings.
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    I confess that I am a TV addict. For some reason I started re-watching Breaking Bad, and now I can't stop :O I keep trying to walk away from it...but feck it. At this point I think I'm better of just powering through it and then catching up on work after.

    Also, this is why working from home is really, really bad. I dunno how I manage to be reasonably productive w/ all the fooling around I do. I think I sacrifice sleep. Or it might just be the fact that I bum around putting in 15 hours one week, and then freak out and make up for it with 85 hours the next.
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    Someone brought in Girl Scout Cookies to share with the office. I can't say no. :(
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    Reason number 1 I don't buy stuff for office events we have: When very few people show up I feel obligated to eat it all. Today, glazed and chocolate donut holes...like, 4 dozen left. Grrr....
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Reason number 1 I don't buy stuff for office events we have: When very few people show up I feel obligated to eat it all. Today, glazed and chocolate donut holes...like, 4 dozen left. Grrr....

    I'm so bad at buying stuff for groups. I always think... "Well if everyone who rsvp'd to the meeting shows up, and half the people who said they weren't coming change their mind and attend, and they each bring a friend, and they're all really hungry and want two bagels.....we need 225 bagels." Then 15 people show up and we have bagels sitting in the office kitchen for the next two weeks.
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    jenmar22 wrote: »
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    I'm so bad at buying stuff for groups. I always think... "Well if everyone who rsvp'd to the meeting shows up, and half the people who said they weren't coming change their mind and attend, and they each bring a friend, and they're all really hungry and want two bagels.....we need 225 bagels." Then 15 people show up and we have bagels sitting in the office kitchen for the next two weeks.

    That's 15 bagels per person. That's not normal?
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
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    I watched a quadriplegic dwarf porn one time. Ruined me for life.

    Off to pornhub I go lol.
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    jenmar22 wrote: »
    I confess that I am a TV addict. For some reason I started re-watching Breaking Bad, and now I can't stop :O I keep trying to walk away from it...but feck it. At this point I think I'm better of just powering through it and then catching up on work after.

    Also, this is why working from home is really, really bad. I dunno how I manage to be reasonably productive w/ all the fooling around I do. I think I sacrifice sleep. Or it might just be the fact that I bum around putting in 15 hours one week, and then freak out and make up for it with 85 hours the next.

    i binge watched breaking bad in under a month the first time through on Netflix. Then I bought the blu rays and did it again lol.
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    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
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    Off to pornhub I go lol.

    Tell them we said Hello!
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
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    Don't do it! You'll never be the same.

    She was just so little.

    And limp

    Roofies?






    Not the dwarf. ...



    I'm offering them to you for the weekend.
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    DBrooks1979 wrote: »
    I confess today is supposed to be one of the happiest days of the year because it is my 5th wedding anniversary to a very great woman, but I confess that it it is not that way and instead things are not right with my wife and I which takes away from our special day...

    Im sorry ...
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    I encouraged the run away from killer bees game the boy and his play date were considering playing since it made them leave the computer. Although I'm curious as to what they are destroying upstairs since running from bees
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