True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • DiamondCookies
    DiamondCookies Posts: 93 Member
    I confess that my driving force behind losing weight and eating better is both motivating but rather embarrassing to admit to people.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    mirtrevelyan wrote: »
    I confess that my driving force behind losing weight and eating better is both motivating but rather embarrassing to admit to people.

    go ahead; tell us.

    we won't judge





    much
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    So someone put a fake turd in the employee bathroom today, on the floor, right in front of the toilet. Then went to the bathroom a few hours later forgetting about fake turd. And screamed super loud when it scared them.


    Umm. Yeah. It was me. Damn it.

    That was awesome. I am glad no one heard me lol. I gotta do that here. These guys would have a hissy fit.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    So someone put a fake turd in the employee bathroom today, on the floor, right in front of the toilet. Then went to the bathroom a few hours later forgetting about fake turd. And screamed super loud when it scared them.


    Umm. Yeah. It was me. Damn it.

    That was awesome. I am glad no one heard me lol. I gotta do that here. These guys would have a hissy fit.

    Haha! Do it!
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    In Reno just to watch him die?
    (Johnny Cash)
  • DBrooks1979
    DBrooks1979 Posts: 350 Member
    I confess today is supposed to be one of the happiest days of the year because it is my 5th wedding anniversary to a very great woman, but I confess that it it is not that way and instead things are not right with my wife and I which takes away from our special day...
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,731 Member
    I had to google the Julia Roberts egg thing. It was the Runaway Bride. :)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    I had to google the Julia Roberts egg thing. It was the Runaway Bride. :)

    Haha! Damn it, I had to go recheck myself.. this is why they shouldn't cast the same two actors in different movies as main characters. It confuses me.. I totally was picturing Pretty Woman.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Someone who wants me (my company) as a customer was supposed to call me yesterday at a certain time. Called me after 5pm, hours late. Today this person asked me to call when I got off the call with one of my customers and that they would sit and wait for me. I may or may not have read a lot of these threads before calling back

    I totally have done the same thing. Well... I may or may not have done the same thing.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I bought a scratcher lottery ticket and let my son do it. On our walk home he comment how we have a busy afternoon ahead of us with ticket scratching
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    I really love page protectors
  • Miz_T
    Miz_T Posts: 150 Member
    I confess that I look for weaknesses in EVERYONE.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    I don't feel like an adult because I can't handle coffee unless it's more than half milk
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited January 2017
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    You too huh?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...

    Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    This is true for me:


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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    edited January 2017
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...

    Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.

    it's only if you really overindulge in the unrealistic type so that real sex doesn't do anything anymore. Psych of sex, 2015 :p
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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    edited January 2017
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I don't feel like an adult because I can't handle coffee unless it's more than half milk

    I don't drink coffee either. I think this makes us superhuman than we can handle life without it. That is what I tell myself anyway

    but I need the caffeine sometimes :( I know what you're saying though. I used to just sit there drinking my ice water in the morning thinking I was better than everyone else haha
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...

    Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.

    it's only if you really overindulge in the unrealistic type so that real sex doesn't do anything anymore. Psych of sex, 2015 :p

    Yeah...can confirm that isn't the case either. Not that for some people porn doesn't have that effect, but I would suspect the majority of people do not suffer any psychosis from pron watch.

    Though, they may get low on batteries, tissues, socks, or washing hands often.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...

    Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.

    it's only if you really overindulge in the unrealistic type so that real sex doesn't do anything anymore. Psych of sex, 2015 :p

    Yeah...can confirm that isn't the case either. Not that for some people porn doesn't have that effect, but I would suspect the majority of people do not suffer any psychosis from pron watch.

    Though, they may get low on batteries, tissues, socks, or washing hands often.

    ...that's why I said "can cause." Congrats on being able to successfully watch porn.
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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...

    Great! As a woman I can watch all the porn I want then!

    females can also experience porn-induced sexual dysfunction
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...

    Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.

    it's only if you really overindulge in the unrealistic type so that real sex doesn't do anything anymore. Psych of sex, 2015 :p

    Yeah...can confirm that isn't the case either. Not that for some people porn doesn't have that effect, but I would suspect the majority of people do not suffer any psychosis from pron watch.

    Though, they may get low on batteries, tissues, socks, or washing hands often.

    ...that's why I said "can cause." Congrats on being able to successfully watch porn.

    Thanks. It has been an excellent achievement.
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