True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • DiamondCookies
    DiamondCookies Posts: 93 Member
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    I confess that my driving force behind losing weight and eating better is both motivating but rather embarrassing to admit to people.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    mirtrevelyan wrote: »
    I confess that my driving force behind losing weight and eating better is both motivating but rather embarrassing to admit to people.

    go ahead; tell us.

    we won't judge





    much
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    So someone put a fake turd in the employee bathroom today, on the floor, right in front of the toilet. Then went to the bathroom a few hours later forgetting about fake turd. And screamed super loud when it scared them.


    Umm. Yeah. It was me. Damn it.

    That was awesome. I am glad no one heard me lol. I gotta do that here. These guys would have a hissy fit.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    So someone put a fake turd in the employee bathroom today, on the floor, right in front of the toilet. Then went to the bathroom a few hours later forgetting about fake turd. And screamed super loud when it scared them.


    Umm. Yeah. It was me. Damn it.

    That was awesome. I am glad no one heard me lol. I gotta do that here. These guys would have a hissy fit.

    Haha! Do it!
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    I killed a man

    In Reno just to watch him die?
    (Johnny Cash)
  • DBrooks1979
    DBrooks1979 Posts: 350 Member
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    I confess today is supposed to be one of the happiest days of the year because it is my 5th wedding anniversary to a very great woman, but I confess that it it is not that way and instead things are not right with my wife and I which takes away from our special day...
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,651 Member
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    I had to google the Julia Roberts egg thing. It was the Runaway Bride. :)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    I had to google the Julia Roberts egg thing. It was the Runaway Bride. :)

    Haha! Damn it, I had to go recheck myself.. this is why they shouldn't cast the same two actors in different movies as main characters. It confuses me.. I totally was picturing Pretty Woman.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Someone who wants me (my company) as a customer was supposed to call me yesterday at a certain time. Called me after 5pm, hours late. Today this person asked me to call when I got off the call with one of my customers and that they would sit and wait for me. I may or may not have read a lot of these threads before calling back

    I totally have done the same thing. Well... I may or may not have done the same thing.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    I bought a scratcher lottery ticket and let my son do it. On our walk home he comment how we have a busy afternoon ahead of us with ticket scratching
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    I really love page protectors
  • Miz_T
    Miz_T Posts: 150 Member
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    I confess that I look for weaknesses in EVERYONE.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    I don't feel like an adult because I can't handle coffee unless it's more than half milk
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited January 2017
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    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    You too huh?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    If I'm looking up porn on the internet I generally try to find the craziest/wackiest stuff. I figure that's the point right. No one wants to look up/watch boring porn?

    That's what I tell myself at least.

    porn can cause ED. Just sayin...

    Yeah no. I can confirm after over 30 years of porn enjoyment, it does NOT break anything.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    This is true for me:


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