True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @MalkinMagic71 may I introduce you to @jtegirl1
    You have lots in common...now I'll leave you to it. ;)

    He's a cutie for sure, but a little young for me. We should fix him up with @angelxsss (hope I got name right)

    Yesssss I wuv him! But I'll share the wealth if you're interested :p
  • Shanalevine8
    Shanalevine8 Posts: 1 Member
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    I confess that I was anorexic for 1.5 years and now my metabolism is crap and I can't lose the 20lbs that I put on after yo-yo-ing back up to my starting weight... ugg!
  • DiamondCookies
    DiamondCookies Posts: 93 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    mirtrevelyan wrote: »
    I confess that I'm annoyed every single time people ask me about my major because I can predict their responses within a 95% confidence interval.

    95% ?

    Statistics major?

    Math and Stats double major, actually ;)

    The responses are usually "UGH, I haaaaate math" or "What do you even do with that? Become a teacher or something?"
  • KatyCakes13
    KatyCakes13 Posts: 2 Member
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    I never realized how insecure I was with my self until my brother gave me a reality check, hence why I am here now lol :p
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    KatyCakes13 wrote: »
    I never realized how insecure I was with my self until my brother gave me a reality check, hence why I am here now lol :p

    We're glad to have you :)
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    salembambi wrote: »
    Monkey_Business wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    I confess I knew I'd be insta in jail the moment I took my mfp filter off and started saying what I actually want to say hahahaha

    I also confess

    That this ice and snow storm is causing my chronic joint pain to flair something fierce and also my anxiety

    All I want to do is make a giant lasagna eat it all and then eat a bunch of chocolate cake while watching cute movies

    Should I bake you a chocolate cake with a file in it while you are incarcerated?

    Yes and include a pound cocaine I mean Coca Cola

    Sells really well in here

    The file or the Coke cola?
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @MalkinMagic71 may I introduce you to @jtegirl1
    You have lots in common...now I'll leave you to it. ;)

    He's a cutie for sure, but a little young for me. We should fix him up with @angelxsss (hope I got name right)

    I may look like I'm 12 but I'm really 33 lol. So I'm not that young haha
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @MalkinMagic71 may I introduce you to @jtegirl1
    You have lots in common...now I'll leave you to it. ;)

    He's a cutie for sure, but a little young for me. We should fix him up with @angelxsss (hope I got name right)

    Yesssss I wuv him! But I'll share the wealth if you're interested :p

    :-)
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    I told my curling skip to get a ringer spare for himself for tomorrow. Today messaged to confirm what time we are playing and when I replied told me he is working on finding a super star just for me. I replied with I am pretty needy. haha
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    Is the end result worth it though?

    depending on the destination, without question!
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    I am in. Suggest rubber gloves instead of hand sanitizer. (snap)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Monkey_Business wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    I am in. Suggest rubber gloves instead of hand sanitizer. (snap)

    Ouch. I feel like that could cause pain, but some of our members will probably be in to that

    I want in

    In?

    Hell, you've been voted chapter president
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Monkey_Business wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    I am in. Suggest rubber gloves instead of hand sanitizer. (snap)

    Ouch. I feel like that could cause pain, but some of our members will probably be in to that

    I want in

    In?

    Hell, you've been voted chapter president

    Well *kitten*! I'll make you all proud. I promise!

    .... that's why we voted for you.

    the expectations are high
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Monkey_Business wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    I am in. Suggest rubber gloves instead of hand sanitizer. (snap)

    Ouch. I feel like that could cause pain, but some of our members will probably be in to that

    I want in

    There's a shocker. ;)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Monkey_Business wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jamcdonel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I need laid lol

    I think we should start a club.

    Count me in!

    I have a feeling we won't be lacking for members

    ....but the dues could be steep, the business travel arduous and the secret handshake might require hand sanitizer

    I am in. Suggest rubber gloves instead of hand sanitizer. (snap)

    Ouch. I feel like that could cause pain, but some of our members will probably be in to that

    I want in

    Can we play the guess who is in my mouth game?

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