We broke up because...
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Her night terror kicks ruptured my spleen0
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Cuz he Puts ketchup on shepherds pie0
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Took her shepard's crook with us everywhere we went.0
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Kept putting the decorative shams on the bed incorrectly0
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Although she loved the fact that I was an athlete, she didn't appreciate the athletes foot that came with it...0
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He didn't like me wearing his basques0
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insisted the world IS flat and spent our life saving trying to prove it0
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We fell off the end of the world0
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He thought the world was flat0
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She kept stealing my clothes - ain't no wife of mine wearing MY pants!1
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Caught her siphoning gas it of my truck, even if I did use her card to pay for it0
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He rigged a Rube Goldburg machine that was triggered by arrows..... in the kitchen..... it served him beers0
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His arrow was for someone else0
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He thought he was cupid1
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She hid my arrows0
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Kept trying to poke me0
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We were a couple in a jigsaw and when it was finished......0
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He was "jigsawin" with someone else lol0
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