How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lethal injection for murder
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Botox injection leads to infection
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Constipation. .you dont *kitten* you die ..
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    A real ripper of a mozzie took this sheila out while she was relaxing in her togs
  • letme1
    letme1 Posts: 522 Member
    checking himself out in the rear-view mirror and crashing into a semi
  • rdl81
    rdl81 Posts: 220 Member
    Killer whale
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    A real ripper of a mozzie took this sheila out while she was relaxing in her togs

    Bahahaha ..well done ..Im gunna make you an honorary aussie :D
    letme1 wrote: »
    checking himself out in the rear-view mirror and crashing into a semi

    A walrus ate him
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    rdl81 wrote: »
    Killer whale

    A terrible gym accident..got caught in some machinery ..blood everywhere ..
  • rdl81
    rdl81 Posts: 220 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    rdl81 wrote: »
    Killer whale

    A terrible gym accident..got caught in some machinery ..blood everywhere ..

    You might joke but I have a crushed little finger tip (three way scar) when a weight stack fell on it years and years ago......yes there was blood
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    rdl81 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    rdl81 wrote: »
    Killer whale

    A terrible gym accident..got caught in some machinery ..blood everywhere ..

    You might joke but I have a crushed little finger tip (three way scar) when a weight stack fell on it years and years ago......yes there was blood

    :o Im kinda psychic then..ouch

    Uhmmm you better watch the number 32 bus..just saying
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited January 2017
    Foreseeing some bad news and decided to change her fate and go on her own terms!

    OD'd on Viagra and Sex
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  • MrHillman22
    MrHillman22 Posts: 401 Member
    Die of boredom trying to read her own lengthy posts (I'm sorry) lol
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  • benstronger
    benstronger Posts: 381 Member
    She looked into the mirror and realised that there was something else in the reflection other than herself...
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Was making a particularly difficult balloon animal involving multiple balloons. When he finished, he realized he had trapped himself inside. He kept yelling for help but everyone laughed, thinking it was part of the show. Unfortunately, he used latex balloons. As his throat swelled shut,he had a realization that he was allergic to latex.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She was eating fruity pebbles in a predominately cocoa pebbles neighborhood. Things got nasty and she never made it out.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited January 2017
    Two rival companies heard of her brownie love. Both Pillsbury and Duncan Hines began to court her, sending her free samples, making new flavors based on her suggestions. She began to lean towards Duncan Hines due to their new Banana/peanut butter brownie mix. She was found dead the next day. The neighbors reported seeing a very rotund, white male of undeterminable age, blue eyes, around 6'2" and wearing nothing but a white chefs hat leaving the premises. The only other piece of evidence is hearing a strange chuckle.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shaving accident ..bled to death
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Tried to tie an extra long cherry stem with her tongue and choked on it
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    From suffocation - While imprinting her face onto the wet cement, she fell asleep...
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Fell from the top of a pyramid formation during cheerleading practice...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Turns out he couldn't breathe out his ears like he thought
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