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We broke up because...
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she used to cover my bits with strawberries. I wouldn't have mined if.they haddnt been chewed first0
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He disappeared ...I haven't seen him for months officer ..why yes ..yes that is a new garden ..0
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She would not let me plough her garden0
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He would always sing while he was ploughing......"Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells, and cockle shells, And pretty maids all in a row."
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You listened to too much Spice Girls1
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He kept sticking his winky in my donuts!0
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happimess1 wrote: »everyday i would find used cucumbers and bananas around the bed
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Was obsessed with my little ponies0
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I saw his web browser history
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she broke my action figure.0
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He played with dolls0
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She had better eyebrows then me0
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She cleared out with the neighbour0
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She wouldn't put her tongue back in her mouth0
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Her shoulders put mine to shame0
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He was always smiling, even when I was crying.0
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Apparently, I misunderstood her when she said she wanted to watch the Oscars. I thought she was referring to the awards show but she was actually talking about my cousin and my friend whose names are Oscar...0
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After his wife cut "it" off when she found out ..he was never the same0
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Kept me home never went out0
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She never understood me when I said that home is where the heart is...0
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He never game me his heart0
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He got upset when I went on holidays and forgot he was cuffed to the bed0
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I never followed the yellow brick road...0
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Because he hated baseball0
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because everytime i see her username I think "brain a pc"
which makes me want to hit my computer.
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He was wayyy too smart and clever for me ...
He'd tell me this repeatedly1
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