We broke up because...
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He never saw me as his true love0
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We often confused true love with true like...0
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Never made me feel wanted0
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She gave me store-bought refrigerated meatballs for Valentine's Day.0
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She ate all my chocolate on valentines day and would not share0
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he acts like a drill sergeant0
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Never let me have the neighbors dog to call my own0
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Didn't understand I was trying to get him turned on!0
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She was turning on all the neighbors. I had to hide the Tequila!0
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He hid all the alcohol0
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She never laughed at the same memes I did0
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she called gif's jif's.0
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She never let me play baseball. I never got to 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, etc...0
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She was too religious & prayed to the porcelain throne every other night0
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He was late for a dinner date with my ex!0
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she said the cookies i baked for her tasted like grass.0
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subcounter wrote: »she called gif's jif's.
Easy mistake .. I just really like peanut butter okay??0 -
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He killed my dog0
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i had to cuddle her ex's dog, then her ex, and only then him0
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She ate my hot dog0
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Never let me shave his face0
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He would kiss my nose and tells me I have to earn a real kiss!0
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He kept dropping these creative pickup lines on other women0
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she finished all my Peanut butter, and left for someone that has more.0
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He liked jelly wayyyy too much0
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