True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess I just watched Happy Days. Times have changed but really they haven't.
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.

    I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.

    Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Mine is nice smooth hardwood... redwood in fact.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.

    I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.

    Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together

    I wouldn't be ashamed. It would be quite fun!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.

    I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.

    Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together

    I confess I want to go to the store with you guys just to watch.
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.

    I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.

    Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together

    I confess I want to go to the store with you guys just to watch.

    Consider yourself invited ☺
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.

    I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.

    Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together

    I wouldn't be ashamed. It would be quite fun!

    I could just imagine the look on everyone's faces haha
  • omgstfualready
    omgstfualready Posts: 63 Member
    I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.

    I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.

    Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......

    I think I like you.

    I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!

    I am the anomally in my family. Everyone is tall, blonde and overweight. Me.. I'm petite and ginger. I have been picked on my entire life. My father didn't even call me by my name until I was in my 20's. (He called me by my mother's name). To say I have daddy issues is an understatement.

    He didn't want to catch "ginger"vitus
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
  • omgstfualready
    omgstfualready Posts: 63 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I watch porn

    I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.

    I actively watch porn.

    I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"

    Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.

    You ever watch the League on FXX in the US? The guys were in a weight loss contest and he went 'running' with his pedometer on. Good the show and the Thanksgiving episode.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I watch porn

    I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.

    I actively watch porn.

    I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"

    Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.

    You ever watch the League on FXX in the US? The guys were in a weight loss contest and he went 'running' with his pedometer on. Good the show and the Thanksgiving episode.

    Not a TV watcher, but sounds like a familiar situation of mine :D
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    IC, I hate being the center of attention and such, which is ironic since I facilitate and present at all kinds of educational events and classes. More funny was, I won an award for Innovation of the Year for one of my projects, but I had sent my director to accept the award. lol.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.

    I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.

    Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together

    I confess I want to go to the store with you guys just to watch.

    Consider yourself invited ☺

    Can I take video?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Holy crap! I go to the gym and I come back and see I missed a *kitten* ton of stuff. Stupid gym...
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Holy crap! I go to the gym and I come back and see I missed a *kitten* ton of stuff. Stupid gym...

    I hate it when life gets in the way of my internet-ing.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Holy crap! I go to the gym and I come back and see I missed a *kitten* ton of stuff. Stupid gym...

    I hate it when life gets in the way of my internet-ing.

    I know right!! I mean damn! The nerve.. :neutral:
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Holy crap! I go to the gym and I come back and see I missed a *kitten* ton of stuff. Stupid gym...

    yeah, well.... you won't make that mistake again.
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.

    I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.

    Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together

    I confess I want to go to the store with you guys just to watch.

    Consider yourself invited ☺

    Can I take video?

    Absolutely. Make sure you capture the look on the people's faces.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess this dude on my 600lb life is getting on my *kitten* nerves.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I keep my phone in hand at all times so I never miss a thing. Screw the kid, he can look after himself.

    Builds character
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that tonight this *kitten* is bananas.
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    I'm impressed you had a thread dedicated to you