Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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  • coopnlosmom
    coopnlosmom Posts: 224 Member
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    "While I was in prison..."
  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
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    If you did more planks you'd have a rocking body. I have a gym in my basement, you could come over and I'll show you the proper way to do a plank.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    "Oh, this is the first place my convicted ex-boyfriend took me", while crying uncontrollably
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Oh that! It's not a blister I just bit my lip!
  • susanohio
    susanohio Posts: 6 Member
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    You look a lot older than 50
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    You look just like my wife!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    That's it???
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Marry me and make me pregnant!!!
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    Can I have a little clipping of your hair as a souvenir?
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
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    When I checked out your Facebook
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
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    Oh man that is totally like when I was in prison and this one day in the shower...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I'm looking for a Baby Daddy
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    "This is going so much better than with that b***h I went out with last night."
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Have you ever considered getting a nose job?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    ClubSilencio wrote: »
    You look different from your profile pic.

    You mind if my buddy Brad swings by?

    *checks out another girl* Damn, she fine.

    I just got back from Vegas.

    *long silence* Hey, you wanna see me Nae Nae?

    These crack me up...

    Ok, how about...

    "You ordered a diet soda? But...it's the devil..."

  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    So.....I have a very colorful booger collection at home that I keep hermetically sealed in a display case with lights all dated back since I was 3.

    Wanna check it out?
  • Desertcolt07
    Desertcolt07 Posts: 1,132 Member
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    "Are they real?"
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    "Can I borrow your fork to pop this pimple on my nostril?"
  • lqqkingatu
    lqqkingatu Posts: 3,080 Member
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    Don't I recognize you from rehab?

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