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Random Thought For the Day

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The radio industry would be dead if it weren't for cars having them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If my dog is actually effective at keeping burglars away when I'm not home, I'll never know it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I wonder what mildly embarrassing thing I'll do today that no one will notice that I'll remember for the rest of my life.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    livers are tough, but kidneys......kidneys are *kitten*~
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When Sting dies will we refer to him as Stung?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

    So that people don't get all hurt and flag happy?
    I agree

    Exactly!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cee134 wrote: »

    Microsoft needs to adopt something like this, and actually name it the sarcasm font to be included in their Office programs.
  • AHolder82
    AHolder82 Posts: 101 Member
    I am seriously regretting all the naps I refused when I was a child.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    If I ask you "what?" three times and I still don't understand what you are saying, I will just nod my head in agreement.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    If I ask you "what?" three times and I still don't understand what you are saying, I will just nod my head in agreement.

    My child assumes that when I say what, he needs to speak louder. Irritates the kitten out of me!!! :s
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    If I ask you "what?" three times and I still don't understand what you are saying, I will just nod my head in agreement.

    My child assumes that when I say what, he needs to speak louder. Irritates the kitten out of me!!! :s

    Most the time it's not the volume, but the fact that the speaker sounds like they have cotton in their mouths. Or they speak way too fast.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    grapes are good - I like grapes~
  • JennyHsavage
    JennyHsavage Posts: 123 Member
    Why do people do a funny little run on the road when u stop your car to let them cross
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Your body always follows what you think.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Sometimes I sneeze so hard my headphones come off my head.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?

    Since I always say, BE AMAZING, I think your body and mind are working just fine!
    Tennis, beach, and beer...amiright?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?

    Since I always say, BE AMAZING, I think your body and mind are working just fine!
    Tennis, beach, and beer...amiright?

    And sammiches.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?

    Since I always say, BE AMAZING, I think your body and mind are working just fine!
    Tennis, beach, and beer...amiright?

    And sammiches.

    I could eat those too.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?

    Since I always say, BE AMAZING, I think your body and mind are working just fine!
    Tennis, beach, and beer...amiright?

    And sammiches.

    I could eat those too.

    <3B)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Batman needs to use some of that cash to design a way for the cops to tell him they need him that doesn't also alert every villain in the city.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There are 7 billion different versions of today.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    the big new thing on the intewebz is this gut bacteria conversation. not sure what i thing aboot it~
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2017
    The first person who copied someone was actually very original.